ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 9, 2016 | Taller Than Turkish (Mostly) | 12 | W 9-7 | 1 - 0 |
| July 9, 2016 | Gilligan's Island | 16 | L 5-11 | 1 - 1 |
| July 9, 2016 | Never Nude | 16 | L 10-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 9, 2016 | DebauCHIry | 23 | W 11-5 | 2 - 2 |
| July 10, 2016 | Huck & Chuck Show | 11 | W 11-9 | 3 - 2 |
| July 10, 2016 | 12 | 0-0 | 3 - 2 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 9, 2016 | 2016 Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 7 | Tweets |
