ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Montrose Five-0 | 4 | L 11-12 | 0 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Rufio, Rufio, Ruf-fi-ooooooo | 4 | W 11-3 | 1 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Yacht Club | 17 | L 6-11 | 1 - 2 |
| August 2, 2014 | I Mustache You A Question | 18 | W 11-5 | 2 - 2 |
| August 3, 2014 | The Beach Goys | 9 | L 7-11 | 2 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 6 | W 11-9 | 3 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | Elusive | 6 | 0-0 | 3 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 13 | Tweets |
