ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 4 | L 7-11 | 0 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Forbiddin' Love | 4 | L 11-12 | 0 - 2 |
| August 2, 2014 | Never Nude | 1 | L 4-11 | 0 - 3 |
| August 2, 2014 | Super Funk | 8 | W 11-8 | 1 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | Undercover Hoperatives | 2 | W 11-9 | 2 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | America, Huck Yeah! | 2 | L 9-10 | 2 - 4 |
| August 3, 2014 | Stabby McRobot | 2 | 0-0 | 2 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 9 | Tweets |
