ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Score | Record |
| March 9, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 3-12 | 0 - 1 |
| March 9, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | L 5-13 | 0 - 2 |
| March 16, 2014 | What Does the Fox Say? | L 7-8 | 0 - 3 |
| March 16, 2014 | The Fantanas (Orange) | L 8-13 | 0 - 4 |
| March 23, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | L 7-13 | 0 - 5 |
| March 23, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 11-13 | 0 - 6 |
| March 30, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | L 10-12 | 0 - 7 |
| March 30, 2014 | What Does the Fox Say? | L 5-10 | 0 - 8 |
| April 6, 2014 | The Fantanas (Orange) | L 9-11 | 0 - 9 |
| April 6, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | L 5-8 | 0 - 10 |
| April 13, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | W 12-9 | 1 - 10 |
| April 13, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | W 13-6 | 2 - 10 |
| April 20, 2014 | What Does the Fox Say? | L 8-13 | 2 - 11 |
| April 20, 2014 | The Fantanas (Orange) | L 7-10 | 2 - 12 |
| April 27, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | L 7-11 | 2 - 13 |
| April 27, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 8-13 | 2 - 14 |
| May 4, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | L 9-12 | 2 - 15 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| May 4, 2014 | Spring League Finals | 6 | 5 | Tweets |
