ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Holiday Innkeepers | 8 | L 3-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | MHC | 9 | W 12-11 | 1 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | The Drunker Games | 11 | L 8-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Stabby McRobot | 12 | L 10-11 | 1 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | How to Stuff a Wild Bikini | 7 | 0-0 | 1 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 10 | 0-0 | 1 - 3 |