ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Never Nude | 1 | L 7-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | UIC Funk Ultimate | 4 | W 10-8 | 1 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Boomtown Pandas | 4 | L 10-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | How to Stuff a Wild Bikini | 11 | 0-0 | 1 - 2 |
| July 14, 2013 | Stabby McRobot | 10 | L 7-11 | 1 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | I Mustache You A Question | 10 | 0-0 | 1 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 24 | Tweets |
