ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | John Handblocks | 13 | W 11-7 | 1 - 0 |
| July 13, 2013 | Minnesota Sex Police | 13 | W 11-9 | 2 - 0 |
| July 13, 2013 | North Park | 14 | W 11-7 | 3 - 0 |
| July 14, 2013 | Sandcocks | 23 | W 11-5 | 4 - 0 |
| July 14, 2013 | Mr. Duffflebag | 23 | L 7-11 | 4 - 1 |
| July 14, 2013 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 23 | 0-0 | 4 - 1 |