ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Score | Record |
| September 5, 2012 | Ferocious Forest Giants & Naughty Nymphs of Narnia | L 10-15 | 0 - 1 |
| September 12, 2012 | Triple Sec (Texas Orange) | W 1-0 | 1 - 1 |
| September 19, 2012 | Small Kitchen Appliances (Tropic Blue) | W 15-13 | 2 - 1 |
| September 26, 2012 | Les Bleu (Carolina Blue) | W 1-0 | 3 - 1 |
| October 3, 2012 | Phat Beetz (Navy Blue) | L 6-15 | 3 - 2 |
| October 10, 2012 | Small Kitchen Appliances (Tropic Blue) | L 11-14 | 3 - 3 |
| October 10, 2012 | Sexting Pumpkins (Pumpkin Orange) | L 0-1 | 3 - 4 |
| October 17, 2012 | Optimus Lime (Lime Green) | L 11-13 | 3 - 5 |
| October 24, 2012 | Big G.U.L.P. (Purple) | L 13-14 | 3 - 6 |
| November 7, 2012 | Magical Dirty Rats (Black) | L 10-13 | 3 - 7 |
| November 14, 2012 | Ferocious Forest Giants & Naughty Nymphs of Narnia | 0-0 | 3 - 7 |
| November 28, 2012 | Small Kitchen Appliances (Tropic Blue) | L 7-15 | 3 - 8 |
| December 5, 2012 | Sexting Pumpkins (Pumpkin Orange) | L 14-15 | 3 - 9 |
| December 8, 2012 | Optimus Lime (Lime Green) | 0-0 | 3 - 9 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| November 28, 2012 | Asheville Fall League Playoffs 2012 | 9 | Tweets |
