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@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 3:29 p.m. Retweet
RT @kheti_thegreat: Covid has taught me three things: 1. Our economy collapses as soon as it stops selling useless stuff to over indebted…
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
good read. using spotify not only kills musician’s ability to earn a living, it has the bonus effect of killing the… https://t.co/9NZgZJSkIU
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 3:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @tigersgoroooar: imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they put the apostrophe in the wrong place on the word Y’all
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 6:07 a.m. Retweet
my husband ordered me a peloton without asking me about it, and now *I’M* going broke installing the required vault… https://t.co/pTQepIYuht
@burnsideulti   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
you are all trash for not helping me go viral like everybody else who does this exact same shit. https://t.co/hEedmcMT4p
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 11:53 p.m. Retweet
Whenever I find a final clue that wraps up a complicated case, I often will spin around in slow amazement and chuck… https://t.co/5ucSbKospr
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 4:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @OVargas52: Bolivia's Minister for the Presidency, María Nela Prada, wore a Palestinian Keffiyeh yesterday. Not for some photo op/event,…
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
the departed was based on whitey bulger, but tabuleh is based on wheaty bulgur.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 1:40 a.m. Retweet
dickpill *subscription*. not prescription.
@burnsideulti   Friday December 4th, 2020, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
finally i can just order a single one from now on https://t.co/AX0YLdGdcJ
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2020, 6:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @jaybeware: Clarence Darrow to all you police & prison preservationists in nineteen oh f*cking twoooo https://t.co/ouIyZHB6ju
@burnsideulti   Thursday December 3rd, 2020, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
totally committed to ruining everything with as much intensity as a sax solo in an 80s pop song.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 2nd, 2020, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
people that complain about the “defund the police” slogan don’t ever have to defend their own personal slogan of “everything is always fine”
@burnsideulti   Wednesday December 2nd, 2020, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
spotify knows how many times you played every song this year, because they have to remember how much to never pay t… https://t.co/SogmQbqTsS
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
dude looks like he should be trying to make us all play the flexagon. https://t.co/ev0pl6uTdX
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 11:09 p.m. Retweet
my main plot this year has been trying to get any wireless mouse to work for longer than three hours. the b plot h… https://t.co/LXpqrr0lSk
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @jon_bois: as a statistician, it always irks me when people talk about mean, median, mode and range as though they’re different things.…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 5:09 p.m. Retweet
@tylerkinley the only zip tip i ever truly practiced was cutting my fingernails three days before a tourney.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday December 1st, 2020, 2:21 a.m. Retweet
an old friend was a TA at georgetown and showed me zo mourning’s first year poetry. it was as bad as you’d expect,… https://t.co/IHXi2Tp7ad
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @haymarketbooks: Don’t let them kill your imagination. Another world is possible
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 9:23 p.m. Retweet
its even dumber that i firstvthought of this while thinking about being The Phex Twin.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 9:22 p.m. Retweet
sure, a orca is a pex predator, but im THE pex predator.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 30th, 2020, 7:16 p.m. Retweet
RT @ZeitgeistFilm: 40 million people in the US could be evicted. This is the price of an economic system based upon consumption to power j…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 29th, 2020, 4:51 p.m. Retweet
sylvester stallone and pele and michael caine versus nazi soccer players https://t.co/NRXY8x3V8X
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 29th, 2020, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
citizen kane is the citizen kane of movies about newspapers.
@burnsideulti   Friday November 27th, 2020, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
dont know why hes trending, but ive never liked #clapton https://t.co/sKRHLHbyb6
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 26th, 2020, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @ajamubaraka: I echo the call for full pardons for Edward Snowden, Julian Assange and reparations for Chelsea Manning.
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 26th, 2020, 5:47 a.m. Retweet
captains clause to use one of these bad boys at regionals. https://t.co/hgAK5HwDTn
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 26th, 2020, 5:45 a.m. Retweet
i drive a 20 year old truck, so i'm obviously not much of a car guy. whenever i see BMW my first thought is "what… https://t.co/sdCz5he8E3
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @Public_Citizen: THE RICHEST 1% OWN 50% OF STOCKS *** THE RICHEST 0.1% OWN 17% OF STOCKS *** THE BOTTOM 50% OWN 2.2%…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 7:18 p.m. Retweet
in high school we all liked #Maradona60, but we loved ruud gullit. nobody liked gary lineker.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
hope he doesn’t google search himself, but his birth name is Bertram Clutter.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 25th, 2020, 5:53 p.m. Retweet
white privilege is totally real, because i just looked up an old hockey teammate that used to rent like ten gallon… https://t.co/vpmiVWqeNH
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