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@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 30th, 2021, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
highlights of your teammate skying somebody doesnt count if the opponent is wearing a pinnie. no matter how slo mo it is.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @joezimmerman: Spotify just dropped comedians (without warning) because they refuse to pay royalties around literary copyrights (rights…
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
maybe this is just me, but if i were punched extremely hard across a barren landscape, i would simply slow my inevi… https://t.co/FBQiNqGHhz
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
kinda feels like this week woulda been a prime opportunity to go with the “one day only” rotation.
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
can’t you just imagine fighting off a pack of CHUDs in the apocalyptic wasteland because you found a undamaged soda… https://t.co/6pqMm3fK6r
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
anytime i see a “best by” expiration date on a product my mind pictures viggo mortensen slowly starving to death
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @Ygrene: The first rule of Jean Jacket club is are you kidding me people in jean jackets do not have to follow rules
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 5:40 p.m. Retweet
𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔞 https://t.co/x1ySIPQtG9
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
not many people want to admit that #Omicron was orson welles’s last roll in a movie https://t.co/Ucvdqyetql
@burnsideulti   Monday November 29th, 2021, 6:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @Shanehasabeard: Sure, I miss grandma. But she's up there protecting us. *looks up to the sky where my grandma is in a jet fighting ali…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 28th, 2021, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
the pixies covered a jesus and mary chain song like 6 months after it came out and i was stoked, but now somebody c… https://t.co/Fta9nkW53Q
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 28th, 2021, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
RT @murrman5: [me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once go…
@burnsideulti   Sunday November 28th, 2021, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
as an eldritch millennial, i think capitalism can never kill Nyarlathotep
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
gotta hope the #bcs committee can plainly see just as the rest of us that the nation will demand an #OSUvsMich rema… https://t.co/vPjmpzsXhs
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @msainat1: Some Kellogg's workers are asking the public to stop buying Kellogg's products as workers have been on strike for two months…
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 4:27 p.m. Retweet
it really chaps my hide when i hear boomers say “soup is ‘daunting’ “. like wtf are they going on about?
@burnsideulti   Saturday November 27th, 2021, 6:19 a.m. Retweet
im not really breaking the plan to not buy anything on black friday if i get a blackmarket fake sterling sharpe jer… https://t.co/yrLfedEG1K
@burnsideulti   Friday November 26th, 2021, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: all the coopers in creation couldn't show hoops enough to make oughts enough
@burnsideulti   Friday November 26th, 2021, 5:03 p.m. Retweet
movies i’ve seen in the theater more than once: -herbie goes bananas (3x in a row because mom didn’t have a babysi… https://t.co/hk7UXSX3zL
@burnsideulti   Friday November 26th, 2021, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @kennedytcooper: Remember how big corporations kept threatening you with automation to keep your wages low? Now that "no one wants to wo…
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 25th, 2021, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
me today when people expect me to post pics of food https://t.co/6jaHduQQ8M
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 25th, 2021, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
the gerard butler movie based on the tragic events of the first multiple fatality disaster inside a @elonmusk chunnel is gonna be cool
@burnsideulti   Thursday November 25th, 2021, 12:43 a.m. Retweet
RT @GrahamKritzer: Date: describe yourself to me in three words Me: https://t.co/IUuIcpQAeI
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 24th, 2021, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
lots of folks Post Weird Takes about the family dynamics on holidays, but i am fortunate to do it the old fashioned… https://t.co/r8hIiwpswa
@burnsideulti   Wednesday November 24th, 2021, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
i question the accuracy of my own vibes
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
no longer want 2b known as a janitor, im now a SLAMITATION ENGINEER
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 7:46 p.m. Retweet
should i watch the cowboy bebops movie? i never saw the tv show. i might be the perfect audience because the last… https://t.co/8pr7JJQ10X
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
RT @cozca503: #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth 10 Native foods thought to be European. Educating yourself and your kids about Native foods, h…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
turkey day is on thursday *again* this year? lol, what are the odds
@burnsideulti   Tuesday November 23rd, 2021, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @therulernyc: Revisit the album, #BehindBars available on all streaming platforms. #HappyAnniversary https://t.co/DALI7L8Lq2
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 10:46 p.m. Retweet
guess millennials refuse to read and interact with tweets about old people getting their last fuck on. this is cancer culture
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 8:33 p.m. Retweet
cgi harold ramis in stripes 2 is gonna suck
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 6:32 p.m. Retweet
quit lying grampa, nobody was ever named “brenda” https://t.co/D159XGHiGo
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 6:28 p.m. Retweet
there’s a high probability that in June 2064, anyone with the first name “Tannor” will have sex for the last time in recorded human history
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
do you ever stop to think about how some first names fade from use? like there will be a time that there are no mor… https://t.co/0S2jMzotKT
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
i ve decided to jump in the cool kids and get super mad about fruit as topping for italian food. man, tell you wha… https://t.co/WB5RQp85Zg
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
in europe, today’s date is 21-11-21. that sequence of #s won’t happen again for another 1000 years!
@burnsideulti   Monday November 22nd, 2021, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
when is @hbomax finally going to get disney+?
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