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@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2023, 6:17 p.m. Retweet
Keir Starmer is a star wars ass name.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 25th, 2023, 2:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @MorePerfectUS: An overwhelmingly majority of American voters think the minimum wage should be at least $20 an hour, according to new po…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 10:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @CoachBalto: School pick up lines are policy failure pt. 7 https://t.co/2afgV5owYG
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
Subscribe to this patreon because I love thrizzle. If you’re on the fence, I’ll let you borrow one of my copies so… https://t.co/tKNPZyLYPP
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @MKupperman: I need your support! If I can get 1000 people on the Patreon I’ll start self-publishing Thrizzle.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
I’d make him 7 feet tall and have him solve crimes with his robot butler. https://t.co/3IwQbyhoCj
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
Saw this ad for a game on reddit. You’ll never guess who you play in the game. I’ll give a little hint. The fucking… https://t.co/YHGBZ2Cv4W
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 23rd, 2023, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
I think I know how the d3 players feel about nit measuring up to d1, because it’s probably the same gap in respect… https://t.co/Ew97DFfw8g
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2023, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
This ad poses the hardest fucking question of my life. It’s like if solomon asked me about goddamn sophies choice https://t.co/Op23LfX4NL
@burnsideulti   Monday May 22nd, 2023, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Went to the Thorns game yesterday with the family, and being back in the friendly confines reminded me how I starte… https://t.co/8VE9easTvN
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 21st, 2023, 3:49 p.m. Retweet
RT @ericbobo: GM twitterpeeps!!! I hope everyone enjoys their weekend!!!
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 20th, 2023, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
RT @davidminpdx: For 28 years, Calvin Duncan was incarcerated at the Louisiana State Penitentiary. While there, he taught himself the law.…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2023, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @bandcampunited: We at Bandcamp United are happy to announce that we’ve won our union, 31 to 7! We’re excited to work with leadership to…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 19th, 2023, 7:05 p.m. Retweet
I think my office printer at work can shut the fuck up about what kind if paper it recommends. https://t.co/2gMEf96QOr
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
I’m blocking the people who post a 2 hour callahan vid next year.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
I’ve already started thinking about how attractive I might find these people if they were in a movie.
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 7:22 p.m. Retweet
In celebration of the writers strike I cane up with some roller derby names. Or James Bond secretary names. Same Di… https://t.co/r0gB6gR1Gn
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
I’m an nba player hater for the worst reasons: Jayson Tatum - the weird bangs. Michael Porter Jr - looks like my co… https://t.co/kTUOhNkLa2
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @jzux: i personally think everyone should strike until everything changes
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @robdelaney: My police officer cousin Tony had JUST recovered from Havana syndrome when he touched a frisbee that had fentanyl on it and…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 18th, 2023, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @Buddyhead: I’m not great at math but I’m starting to connect the dots here https://t.co/LMZ1iaU3iF
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 9:10 p.m. Retweet
RT @dril: really cool that youre down voting a guy who has been medically determined to be a "Moron" . Really woke of you
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
She was 83. Could put down G&Ts and Milwaukee’s Best Light better than me, but still had to leave the workforce. A… https://t.co/kJMIFS8WF9
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
She was on probation for a bit because she didn’t get along with the new part time receptionist, and then the foot… https://t.co/PPZj918NPT
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 8:17 p.m. Retweet
My gramma worked for a podiatrist’s office. Not a podiatrist, the building itself. The practice got sold three time… https://t.co/kbZkdBpGKG
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
I’m not ever sure if my good looks are the result of a faustian bargain or more of a monkey’s paw situation.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2023, 5:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @h4apdx: The Portland Mercury found that most shelters in PDX are inaccessible to people with physical disabilities. #H4A #hygiene4all…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
Pulls up a chair and sits on it backwards to talk to the teens: “You know who else was persecuted for serving cunt…”
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 6:22 p.m. Retweet
Imagine this if you will, one long take following a gangster driving from a deadly hit then seamlessly transitionin… https://t.co/kJRAoht1cL
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 6:06 p.m. Retweet
The Joanns fabrics didnt have enough cricut vinyl to make a new wall quote above the guest bedroom to say VOTE LIKE… https://t.co/QKsmXBzH5h
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2023, 3:52 p.m. Retweet
You can tell Scorsese is a true visionary genius because at age eighty he has brilliant ideas for gangster movies h… https://t.co/04qW2Q0w6w
@burnsideulti   Monday May 15th, 2023, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
Has anyone ever done a derp dive into how the only famous socialists have been: Tupac Kurt Cobain The Eve6 guy The… https://t.co/ne1dbkZ6VY
@burnsideulti   Monday May 15th, 2023, 5:55 p.m. Retweet
I’m not gonna join it because I pronounce it “BLOOSKIE” in my head.
@burnsideulti   Monday May 15th, 2023, 1:48 p.m. Retweet
One thing nobody talks about in Star Wars is that going between planets and solar systems would make days and weeks… https://t.co/LMKYjvoj3O
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2023, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Humans should have domesticated seals instead of dogs.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2023, 4:31 p.m. Retweet
You’ll never guess what fucking moron he’s talking about. https://t.co/WVPe1FLYfv
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2023, 3:23 a.m. Retweet
RT @thrasherxy: There is such an aesthetic, right? Of white men broadcasters talking AT us as if to say, “You fucking morons, I can’t belie…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2023, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @70Ceeks: 911: What's your emergency ME: My dog think he slick
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2023, 9:03 p.m. Retweet
They haven’t wanted my juice for years because of mad cow disease. Wonder if my prions can go free again now? https://t.co/kPUMtpnO1G
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