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@burnsideulti   Friday September 2nd, 2022, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
i know most of twitter follows me for my innate ability to keep a finger on the pulse of gen zs zeitgeist, but i mu… https://t.co/mX4nu0MJCI
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 1st, 2022, 11:05 p.m. Retweet
plz stop trying to make me spell it “organise” and “centre”. this is for a job applecation
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 1st, 2022, 10:50 p.m. Retweet
why does my google doc’s spell check think i live in england
@burnsideulti   Thursday September 1st, 2022, 4:19 p.m. Retweet
just realized that today is 9/1 but nobody’s even posting about it. thought we were never going to forget?!?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
why are musicians from SoCal ska-punk bands always so bad at changing up the ingredients in lemony recipes?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 3:07 p.m. Retweet
one thing ive noticed is that i can wear a pair of pants for three four days no problemo, but i always get shorts d… https://t.co/SP8WxuaRVc
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 2:47 p.m. Retweet
stocking up on sublime mortgages
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 2:06 p.m. Retweet
RT @MobyDickatSea: flexibility even in death
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 31st, 2022, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
just found out the chilito was secretly reinstated at taco bell and am now considering attending the drive thru on… https://t.co/CUM66ANrm2
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 30th, 2022, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
RT @GunnelsWarren: Average Weekly Wages 1973: $873 2022: $813 Median Home 1973: $30,200 2022: $433,100 Monthly Rent 1973: $108 2022: $2,0…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 30th, 2022, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
the only benefit of getting fired has been that i have logged less than 12 total hours in pants since the beginning of June
@burnsideulti   Friday August 26th, 2022, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
i miss this shirt. wore mine roughly 3 days a week in college, and now it's 250 bucks on ebay :( https://t.co/wA1wOGtiSP
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 24th, 2022, 11:25 p.m. Retweet
i dont think i could even handle a single sclerosis let alone more then one.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 23rd, 2022, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @LogoSimian: Not using your real name on the internet is basic internet safety and was the unanimous recommendation up until five minute…
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 23rd, 2022, 12:29 a.m. Retweet
this is wild footage. its amazingly alien. mars might as well be an other planet! https://t.co/Qzc4yRvMZ7
@burnsideulti   Monday August 22nd, 2022, 2:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @PplsCityCouncil: August 21, 1971 - George Jackson’s life is stolen at San Quentin State Prison. A field marshal for the Black Panther P…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 22nd, 2022, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
i have a sneaky suspicion that everyone in these houses is a asshole https://t.co/PgAjvmBO3T
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 21st, 2022, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @6thgrade4ever: the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ro…
@burnsideulti   Sunday August 21st, 2022, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
all these tryhards denigrating the hiking boot for ultimate, and not even aware that Barney would fuck them up even… https://t.co/vyftOEpKOP
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2022, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
RT @rad_milk: they should let you use the bathroom outside at the zoo. the animals get to do it. probably some of the longer tenured zookee…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2022, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @Its_Miss_Riss: That is an embarrassing and dangerous imbalance and Democrats need to fucking stop being so easily swayed by momentary c…
@burnsideulti   Saturday August 20th, 2022, 1:56 p.m. Retweet
All you armchair statisticians refuse to acknowledge that correlation does not equal caucasation.
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 11:02 p.m. Retweet
just checked, and im five pounds lighter than @ #natties
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
i molded those two life paths into one route, and decided to eat more open faced sandwiches instead of using two pi… https://t.co/sZ1W0rniDn
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
i made a full commitment this offseason to fully resculpt my body and gain at bare minimum, fifteen pounds of muscl… https://t.co/no7u7mVBIw
@burnsideulti   Friday August 19th, 2022, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
RT @BloodMeridianQT: A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he dont wa…
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @RSGAT: I love how the argument against police abolition is, "Police are very useful! We just have to reform them so that they will beha…
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
“home” always looks like it’s spelled wrong, and i think the dictionary folks should do something about it.
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
THE FIRST TWO TIMES EVERYONE DID THIS IT WAS ANNOYING LOOKING BROS THAT WERE CLEARLY MANSPLAINING DUMB SHIT TO WOME… https://t.co/8Eq5wiOJqW
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @frankiemacd: in 2028 summer Olympics in Los Angeles Interstate Highways will Be mighty busy
@burnsideulti   Thursday August 18th, 2022, 1:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @notdavidgrohl: Arizona has somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 golf courses. The average American golf course requires 312k gallons o…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
dude at the library asked me to pirouette so he could check out my shorts… https://t.co/ydC8lSmFaE
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 2:20 a.m. Retweet
what was that shitty car in the late 90s that had the weird extra divider lines on the side windows?
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
RT @TessFowler: A much dreamed of experiment, in progress. What do you think? What other album covers would translate well to black and whi…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday August 17th, 2022, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @RadishHarmers: It's no use to me if people are sad when I die. I'll never know about it. I want people to be sad I'm alive.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 16th, 2022, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
You know how you can see a family and have them totally pegged after like five seconds? Just saw a tall tan dude ea… https://t.co/kJjxTTDlqh
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 16th, 2022, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
Legitimacy: shower thought that ultimate frisbee will never gain mainstream success because there’s no opportunity… https://t.co/vAhwZvoMmS
@burnsideulti   Tuesday August 16th, 2022, 3:08 a.m. Retweet
RT @BrianaRoseLee: I don't want schools fully funded. I want schools OVER funded. I want school closets overflowing with resources. I want…
@burnsideulti   Monday August 15th, 2022, 4:50 p.m. Retweet
can you even imagine how unhealthy everyone was before acai berries were discvoered.
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