Burnside

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@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
To improve the power you have on your backhand throws, find a partner and stand about 10-15 yards apart. This WILL work. Trust me.
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 17th, 2017, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
If the morning after a flour hour with some frisbee buddies you wake up & don't have ID, call the sight of the flour hour.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
As you may know, I am very big fan of acronyms. Today's; ABM A-(A)lways B-(B)e M-thro(W)ing upside down throws. The W is an upside down M
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
Start doing 50/50 (pushups/crunches) every night as you go to sleep. In two weeks you will see a difference in how messy your bed is.
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
Make sure to eat 'both ways.' Alternate fork use with your right hand vs your left hand for pancakes. I guarantee your drops will go down
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 5:16 a.m. Retweet
RT @MarkAgee: I like to think these bears were supposed to meet for lunch but one got the wrong park http://t.co/OV7GCloNBv
@burnsideulti   Tuesday May 16th, 2017, 1:57 a.m. Retweet
RT @patrickredford: "win or go home" is not that intimidating. i love to go home
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
My mom died from a trampoline related accident. This is painful to have in my feed. :( https://t.co/kuLYkGDds8
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @liv_thatsme: This is just a guess, but it could be because that's a rotary phone. https://t.co/SgHgXASNW3
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 7:28 p.m. Retweet
I'm still a little angry that usau hasn't taken my request for more tournaments to be slack line friendly very seriously.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
Most of us only revere butterfly collectors, but don't forget folks who study our other winged insect friends Happy Mother's Day to them too
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
I decided to delete this account, so I'll be the last in this series. Nobody can "follow" this act. I flew to closed to the sun like Icarus
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:40 p.m. Retweet
Is this is vodka made entirely from the blood of mr belvedere? https://t.co/OW45d4zinV
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:39 p.m. Retweet
RT @WritePlay: what did you do to us you fuckin horse https://t.co/DAbb3I988Y
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Today's my last day as @beingbamasecs. I'll miss you all so much.
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 1:27 a.m. Retweet
RT @Karate_Horse: I threw the javelin in college. I threw it right in the goddamn trash, because sports suck!
@burnsideulti   Sunday May 14th, 2017, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
RT @blood_orphan: property brothers is not believable. who are these people that can afford to buy houses
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 13th, 2017, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @trillballins: Probably should stop asking if I can charge my vape rig instead of their phone
@burnsideulti   Saturday May 13th, 2017, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
I don't eat @Arbys, but every time my meemaw goes, I have her bring me back 15 packs of horsey sauce.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 8:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @upsidedowntrash: ME: [doing something to deserve this] I've done nothing to deserve this.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:39 p.m. Retweet
That's the Galaga alien with the tractor beam. https://t.co/Nadm4facGo
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @MsTexas1967: I like to believe that these two otters witnessed a newsworthy incident and are now being interviewed on local tv https://…
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Consider an alternate reality where nazis DIDN'T win the 2016 election.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Consider an alternate reality where that guy Greg from the Greg Gatsby didn't get shot in the pool, but was able to get to that eye doctor.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Consider an alternate reality where Caroline in the City was more popular than Seinfeld, so none of us would have ever heard of Steve bannon
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 7:31 p.m. Retweet
They should interview my club coach for this. He's aggressively mediocre, I'd be up for a female coach instead. https://t.co/Rg0F8hPM0I
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 2:49 a.m. Retweet
RT @mitchhedbot: Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too.
@burnsideulti   Friday May 12th, 2017, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
RT @womensart1: Romaine Brooks (1874-1970), US painter who worked around the early 20thc Parisian lesbian scene, specialising in portraitur…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
Womble's obviously the best and all that, but how come we've collectively given that ponytail a free pass?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 9:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @darth: ok it is time again for that pup who is so happy to get a haircut i mean we should all be so happy for such simple pleasures i a…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
Why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8, but the @detroitmechanix can't field a decent frisbee team?
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @catesish: i must go, my planet needs me https://t.co/uYS4riDOMU
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 4:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @dave_cactus: 🎶 Whoa oh here she comes Watch out ants she'll chew you up Whoa oh here she comes She's an anteater 🎶 https://t.co/NtNX…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 3:19 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheDreamGhoul: the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're j…
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 2:11 p.m. Retweet
RT @online_shawn: On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system
@burnsideulti   Thursday May 11th, 2017, 1:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @KeetPotato: [bumps into my nemesis from school] him: is that keith who hated me for no reason? me: well if it isnt dave who bought the…
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 11:06 p.m. Retweet
@IlliniUlti @choifish12 @BoomlandUlti @ChuckTownNow @samth @Wendy BEING IMPRESSED ABOUT DRINKING SPEEDS IS PATHETIC… https://t.co/4xPYOdlqhN
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
can't believe they'res already a twitter account making fun of carlton not making d3 natties. https://t.co/e02aDUmtiV
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
if u look at this pic real quick, it kinda seems like his dark pants ripped off and he's trying to hold them up to… https://t.co/yLsLyqCv5O
@burnsideulti   Wednesday May 10th, 2017, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
what the heck is that a pig or a elephant! https://t.co/gr5ZJtSw1O
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