ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | Easy in Bed | 10 | W 10-9 | 1 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Sunbear | 15 | W 11-7 | 2 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | How to Stuff a Wild Bikini | 12 | L 9-11 | 2 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | Stabby McRobot | 1 | L 6-10 | 2 - 2 |
| July 8, 2012 | The Drunker Games | 12 | L 1-13 | 2 - 3 |
| July 8, 2012 | Montrose Five-0 | 6 | L 7-13 | 2 - 4 |
| July 8, 2012 | The Beach Goys | 5 | W 15-11 | 3 - 4 |