ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | How to Stuff a Wild Bikini | 9 | W 11-10 | 1 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | The Empire Strikes Back | 15 | L 7-11 | 1 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | Easy in Bed | 11 | L 7-8 | 1 - 2 |
| July 7, 2012 | Mad Udderburn | 1 | L 5-11 | 1 - 3 |
| July 8, 2012 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 3 | L 13-15 | 1 - 4 |
| July 8, 2012 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 1 | L 9-13 | 1 - 5 |
| July 8, 2012 | 1 | 0-0 | 1 - 5 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 7, 2012 | Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 8 | Tweets |
