ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | Stabby McRobot | 1 | L 7-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | Mad Udderburn | 1 | W 11-8 | 1 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | Jurassic BUFF | 1 | W 11-1 | 2 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | How to Stuff a Wild Bikini | 2 | W 11-6 | 3 - 1 |
| July 8, 2012 | Just the Tip | 11 | W 14-8 | 4 - 1 |
| July 8, 2012 | Montrose Globetrotters | 11 | W 1-0 | 5 - 1 |
| July 8, 2012 | Big Fun Sandlot | 12 | 0-0 | 5 - 1 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 7, 2012 | Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 1 | Tweets |
