ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | Beach'd | 18 | W 11-8 | 1 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 18 | W 11-9 | 2 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Beachface | 17 | W 11-9 | 3 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Beach House | 21 | W 11-9 | 4 - 0 |
| July 8, 2012 | Hoffman's Mom | 15 | L 0-1 | 4 - 1 |
| July 8, 2012 | Threat Level Magenta | 14 | L 0-1 | 4 - 2 |
| July 8, 2012 | Ultimate Gratuity | 13 | T 0-0 | 4 - 2 - 1 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 7, 2012 | Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 13 | Tweets |
