| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Two Fat Bears | 5 - 0 | 1.000 | 33 | 15 | +18 |
| 2 | Lavender Marriage | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 9 | 8 | +1 |
| 3 | Wicca'd Smaht | 4 - 1 | 0.800 | 47 | 21 | +26 |
| 4 | Noodle and Dumpling | 4 - 1 | 0.800 | 28 | 18 | +10 |
| 5 | Row | 3 - 1 - 1 | 0.667 | 36 | 21 | +15 |
| 6 | The Red Pandas | 3 - 1 - 1 | 0.667 | 29 | 19 | +10 |
| 7 | £72.50 TfW | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 38 | 26 | +12 |
| 8 | Twin Towers | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 30 | 25 | +5 |
| 9 | Razzmatazz | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 32 | 28 | +4 |
| 10 | Captain X and Captain Y | 2 - 1 - 2 | 0.533 | 35 | 27 | +8 |
| 11 | Double Double | 2 - 2 - 1 | 0.467 | 24 | 26 | -2 |
| 12 | Skyward | 2 - 2 - 1 | 0.467 | 30 | 33 | -3 |
| 13 | Red Wedding | 2 - 2 - 1 | 0.467 | 28 | 31 | -3 |
| 14 | Vertically Unchallenged | 2 - 2 - 1 | 0.467 | 26 | 30 | -4 |
| 15 | Hard Disc Drive | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 27 | 25 | +2 |
| 16 | Big Cook, Little Cook | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 25 | 24 | +1 |
| 17 | Two Performative Males | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 27 | 27 | 0 |
| 18 | GLM | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 25 | 25 | 0 |
| 19 | Huck Around & Find Out | 1 - 3 - 1 | 0.267 | 14 | 31 | -17 |
| 20 | Nice TDs | 1 - 3 - 1 | 0.267 | 13 | 31 | -18 |
| 21 | Meej | 1 - 4 | 0.200 | 16 | 39 | -23 |
| 22 | No Flicks Given | 1 - 4 | 0.200 | 12 | 36 | -24 |
| 23 | Tbc | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24 | Stroopwafel FC | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 25 | Corn and Pollock | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 26 | End Zoners | 0 - 5 | 0.000 | 13 | 30 | -17 |