| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Reading | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 15 | 10 | +5 |
| 2 | FakeReading | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | FakeSMOG | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | FakeEMO | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | FakeManchester | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | FakeDevon | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | FakeXVI | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | FakeBirmingham | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | FakePELT | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | FakeKapow | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11 | FakeLeeds | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 12 | FakeClapham | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 13 | FakeBristol | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | FakeChevron | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | FakeBrighton | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 | FakeFlump | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17 | FakeRanelagh | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Devon | 0 - 1 | 0.000 | 10 | 15 | -5 |