| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Stack to the Future (Parker) | 9 - 1 | 0.900 | 121 | 67 | +54 |
| 2 | Activated Sludgehammers (Gabe) | 8 - 2 | 0.800 | 115 | 85 | +30 |
| 3 | Fake News (Jake) | 8 - 2 | 0.800 | 112 | 83 | +29 |
| 4 | Wolfblitzer | 5 - 5 | 0.500 | 100 | 100 | 0 |
| 5 | Thor's Hammer (Mike) | 4 - 6 | 0.400 | 99 | 101 | -2 |
| 6 | Bidness As Usual (Michelle/Devin) | 4 - 6 | 0.400 | 94 | 99 | -5 |
| 7 | Team 6 (Paul) | 2 - 8 | 0.200 | 76 | 117 | -41 |
| 8 | Frikadellen (Allycia) | 0 - 10 | 0.000 | 64 | 129 | -65 |
