| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | PF | PA | +/- |
| 1 | Age & Treachery | 11 - 1 | 0.917 | 30 | 5 | +25 |
| 2 | Kiss My Phat Pass | 10 - 2 | 0.833 | 28 | 6 | +22 |
| 3 | Smoking | 10 - 3 | 0.769 | 29 | 8 | +21 |
| 4 | Mailmen Fog | 9 - 3 | 0.750 | 25 | 10 | +15 |
| 5 | Serves You Right | 7 - 5 | 0.583 | 22 | 13 | +9 |
| 6 | Our Mom Wouldn't Let Us Play Football | 6 - 6 | 0.500 | 16 | 19 | -3 |
| 7 | Smokin Aces | 5 - 6 | 0.455 | 11 | 20 | -9 |
| 8 | Mixed Nuts | 5 - 7 | 0.417 | 16 | 18 | -2 |
| 9 | Five Up | 4 - 8 | 0.333 | 14 | 22 | -8 |
| 10 | Bumps in the Night | 3 - 9 | 0.250 | 10 | 25 | -15 |
| 11 | That's What She Set | 2 - 10 | 0.167 | 6 | 29 | -23 |
| 12 | Kiss My Ace | 0 - 12 | 0.000 | 1 | 33 | -32 |