| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | RS | RA | +/- |
| 1 | Old Skool | 2 - 0 | 1.000 | 42 | 3 | +39 |
| 2 | Banana Hammocks | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 15 | 2 | +13 |
| 3 | Chicago United | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 13 | 3 | +10 |
| 4 | JoJammers | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 13 | 4 | +9 |
| 5 | Mediocre at best | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 15 | 8 | +7 |
| 6 | Donnie's Bare Hand Masterbatters | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 7 | 1 | +6 |
| 7 | BBC | 1 - 0 | 1.000 | 8 | 3 | +5 |
| 8 | Superman Dat Throw | 2 - 8 | 0.200 | 39 | 125 | -86 |
| 9 | Multiple Scorgasms | 0 - 1 | 0.000 | 0 | 1 | -1 |
| 10 | That's a Spicy Meatball! | 0 - 1 | 0.000 | 12 | 14 | -2 |
