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@mryukultimate   Saturday April 23rd, 2011, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
Hello from West Penn conferences
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 26th, 2011, 5:35 p.m. Retweet
Nutbuster VI!! Won our first two games 13-2 and 13-10 against Youngstown St and Duke, respectively
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 7:34 p.m. Retweet
Ben makes someone look short to make it 7 7. Another break for 8 7. Boom
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
Lost to Penn state bad. You didn't want me tweeting during it. Playing ship for 3rd
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
Beat Columbia 14 13. Zilla skyed two bitches then threw an upline to Wayne on universe
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 4:13 p.m. Retweet
12 9 Wayne and Ben show then tough o point ending with max to clark
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
The lack hucks to Benet for a 7 4 lead
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 3:18 p.m. Retweet
Beat temple now up 4 2 on Columbia. Intense. As. Fuck.
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 2:20 p.m. Retweet
Rafa breaks a dude and throws some wobbly shit to debner to make it 13 5. Robbie scores with debner before I complete the tweet
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 1:55 p.m. Retweet
Bayer inside breaks a chump to debner for a post half break.
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 1:47 p.m. Retweet
Wayne and Ben show to take half 8 to 3
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 1:45 p.m. Retweet
6 to 3 vs temple. Traded last 6 points. Boo
@mryukultimate   Sunday March 20th, 2011, 1:15 p.m. Retweet
Hello followers, starting bracket play with temple! Yuk up 2-0 to start
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:30 p.m. Retweet
Millersville is up now. Looking for revenge.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:26 p.m. Retweet
14-5. Another break. Scott catch d to Bunn to Scott in the endzone for the bookends.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
Also while I was gone, Big Mac lost rock, paper, scissors to a guy in a cast who could only throw rock.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:21 p.m. Retweet
13-5. Another break. Rafa to Scott after a big layout by Debner.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
Ton with a huge layout d. Injury called. Zilla's diagnosis: bruised left labia.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
Duff and I had to go to the bathroom. Missed trading o points.12-5. Max to Snider.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:04 p.m. Retweet
Franky with the hand block. BOOOOM!!
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:02 p.m. Retweet
11-4. Breaktown. Ton to Rafa.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
10-4. Dave to Ton. Dave with two bids and the handler bookends. D on the swing, throwing the goal.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:53 p.m. Retweet
8-4. Time for the o line to do work.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:48 p.m. Retweet
8-3. Riding the j train. Joe to Jake.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
7-3. D line can't quite put it in.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
Euphemisms for female masturbation: Loobin the goob, polishing the nugget, pettin the cat, and scrambling the eggs top the list.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
7-2. Scott to Ton for the break. Scott with the fist pump.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:34 p.m. Retweet
6-2. Another break. Debner to Bunn.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:31 p.m. Retweet
5-2. O works through a long zone point. Zilla to Joe.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:21 p.m. Retweet
4-2. Small mistake from the zone o. They got a break back.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
4-1. They put in their o point.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
4-0. D line playing zone o. Bunn to Scott. No big.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:05 p.m. Retweet
3-0. Another break. Bunn to Debner.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
2-0. Break for the d line. Ton to Scott for the bookends.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
Game against American. 1-0 Ben to Zilla
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 19th, 2011, 2:56 p.m. Retweet
At Steakfest. Won our first pool play game 15-1 against Binghamton.
@mryukultimate   Friday March 11th, 2011, 1:44 a.m. Retweet
Duescher: "Handjobs are the door prize of love." Adam: "Yeah, sometimes you pay a dollar and get something nice."
@mryukultimate   Friday March 11th, 2011, 12:58 a.m. Retweet
Holy crap. Invisible baby just walked in and pounded a pitcher of margarita. http://t.co/CCfQFya
@mryukultimate   Friday March 11th, 2011, 12:54 a.m. Retweet
Duescher: "I wonder if you could fart straight into another person's ass?" Duff: "Is that sex?"
@mryukultimate   Friday March 11th, 2011, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
Random dude who jacks an out of bounds huck: "That felt good for about two seconds." Joe Bayer: "That's what she said."
@mryukultimate   Thursday March 10th, 2011, 9:37 p.m. Retweet
In other interesting news, if the college playoffs started today, the Mid-Atlantic Region would get four bids to Nationals.
@mryukultimate   Thursday March 10th, 2011, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
Yuk lost to Wesleyan in prequarters, again on double game point. Recovered from a bad start with a strong second half, but it wasn't enough.
@mryukultimate   Thursday March 10th, 2011, 11:50 a.m. Retweet
Results didn't reflect the team's play. Some of the best zone offense ever from this team.
@mryukultimate   Thursday March 10th, 2011, 11:50 a.m. Retweet
Losses were to Lehigh and Millersville, both on double game point.
@mryukultimate   Thursday March 10th, 2011, 11:48 a.m. Retweet
Yuk went 1-2 yesterday in the most windy day of the season so far. Win was against Rochester.
@mryukultimate   Wednesday March 9th, 2011, 4:38 a.m. Retweet
Hottie alert! “@SkyeSvobodny115: @mryukultimate So I just took this quiz and found out im actually more intelligent then Michael Vick... wh"
@mryukultimate   Wednesday March 9th, 2011, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
Yuk was 3-0 today. Will post scores when I can figure them out. As Snoop would say, "Keep the faith, and get your hustle on."
@mryukultimate   Tuesday March 8th, 2011, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
Team just got ambushed with double margaritas at Mexican. Thought we were done, then realized we had entered 2 for 1 happy hour zone. Dawg.
@mryukultimate   Tuesday March 8th, 2011, 1:20 a.m. Retweet
The first rule of Slap Club is, you must tell everyone you know about Slap Club. http://t.co/REiJzF1
@mryukultimate   Monday March 7th, 2011, 10:38 p.m. Retweet
Coach J just took a conference call on the roof. Other dudes leaving severed fish heads around the backyard. Mild chaos.
@mryukultimate   Monday March 7th, 2011, 5:08 a.m. Retweet
Man, one minute she's deepthroating a beer bottle at you. Next minute you pour beer on her chest and she won't talk to you. #bitchesman
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 5th, 2011, 3:45 p.m. Retweet
Willig: "I can't eat mac and cheese." Coach J: "Like a religious thing?" Willig: "No, I'm a lactard."
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 5th, 2011, 9:31 a.m. Retweet
Coach J: "Wait, I spent $50 at dinner?" Adam: "You bought ten tequila shots." Coach J: "No wonder I don't remember shit."
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 5th, 2011, 9:25 a.m. Retweet
Duescher trying to convince us all he got "junk reduction" surgery. I'm going back to sleep.
@mryukultimate   Saturday March 5th, 2011, 8:52 a.m. Retweet
Coach Kaner just filled the van with exactly $75.00 of gas. Holy shit.
@mryukultimate   Thursday March 3rd, 2011, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
The Fourth Semi-Annual Mr. Yuk Hat Pong Tournament is tonight at 8pm. Wasn't gonna tweeting results, but I could be convinced (…with cash).
@mryukultimate   Thursday March 3rd, 2011, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
Last night's 24° practice might have been one of the coldest in the last five years. How many more hours until Georgia?
@mryukultimate   Tuesday March 1st, 2011, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
“@MMellonsUltimte: Counting down the days to High Tide!” WORD.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:59 p.m. Retweet
Debner and Chang had great season debuts, but my pick for MVP goes to Snider for his great work as O line center handler.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
Seeded sixth, finished fourth. Lots of dudes missing due to injury, etc. Pretty good weekend for us too.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
JMU works it up and scores. 15-11 final. Amazing second half effort on their part. Hats off to them on the win and well-run tourney.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:53 p.m. Retweet
Zone D gets us a quick one. 14-11.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
14-10. Depth line converts on O for us, McGrath to Debner. Still hope.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
Yuk with a goal line turnover. JMU converts. 12-9 JMU.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
Another break. 11-9. Huge plays from JMU. Dudes on both sides are sucking wind real hard.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
JMU with a break to take the lead, 10-9.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
Ben Clark with an absurd second effort grab, threw the goal to DK from one knee. Straight ballin. 9-7.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:20 p.m. Retweet
JMU gets a break back. 8-7 Yuk.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:16 p.m. Retweet
Akshay: "If you could have any number of cocks, what's the maximum number you'd want?" Duescher: "How about 8? You could be the cocktopus."
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
Halftime, 8-5. Max: "D line better score. I don't want to play another point. My asshole is burning."
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
7-3. Our zone is in their heads. Great play by Adam and Debner on the turn. Timeout JMU.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
6-3. They can't touch Max or Ben.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
Extreme Ginger Power point. Max just ran that shit. 5-2.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 7:48 p.m. Retweet
Maaad O line swagger. 4-1 Yuk.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 7:42 p.m. Retweet
Robbie with some great D. Adam with a big huck to Duff who dishes to Rafa. 3-0.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 7:40 p.m. Retweet
Chang to Robbie for our first break of the game. 2-0 Yuk.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 7:30 p.m. Retweet
Kaner: "We got the rematch that we wanted..." Ben: "Let's piss in their hair!"
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 7:09 p.m. Retweet
15-9 VA Tech. Very good team with a lot of athletes and strong disc skills. We think JMU is our third place game opponent.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
14-9. One quick break. Another with a big huck. We've gotten beat deep way too many times.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
Duff: "Robbie, why are our bladders in sync." Adam: "It's like they're on the same cycle."
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:43 p.m. Retweet
Absurd pull by Debner leads to bookends by Duff. 10-8 VA Tech.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:38 p.m. Retweet
10-6 VA Tech. Great sky by Wayne, who is sick. In the health way, in addition to the baller way.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:35 p.m. Retweet
10-5. We're looking pretty gassed. Mental mistakes creeping in too.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:34 p.m. Retweet
Ben Clark to the VA Tech girls spectating: "Any of you guys know Michael Vick?"
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:23 p.m. Retweet
VA Tech with two really quick (like one throw) breaks to take half 8-4.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:19 p.m. Retweet
6-4 VA Tech. We're actually down two breaks. My bad. Awesome zone work by Snider and Max.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 6:11 p.m. Retweet
3-3. No breaks. Great zone O work, although the wind isn't that overwhelming.
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
Just did the Rafa cheer. Duescher: "It's like a shot of cocaine right to the dick."
@mryukultimate   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
Third tournament in a row we've made semis.
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