@doctorhandy


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@doctorhandy   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 9:06 p.m. Retweet
13-8 DBJ against train wreck!
@doctorhandy   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
Ooogly game against Slow White.
@doctorhandy   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
Good game against Onyx! (they were 2nd at Worlds)
@doctorhandy   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 2:15 p.m. Retweet
Couldn't have a better day for ultimate.
@doctorhandy   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
@robluhrs I'm too excited to sleep!
@doctorhandy   Saturday June 4th, 2011, 4:29 a.m. Retweet
@robluhrs you might be waiting a while...
@doctorhandy   Monday May 30th, 2011, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
Things my cat will eat in "desperation": almonds, tortilla chips, pancakes, and fresh baked bread.
@doctorhandy   Monday May 30th, 2011, 4:00 p.m. Retweet
Perhaps it is time to eat something today besides cookies.
@doctorhandy   Thursday May 26th, 2011, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
6 years of track, 12 years of ultimate. Why oh why did I eat a bunch before a track workout? #barftastic
@doctorhandy   Wednesday May 18th, 2011, 2:30 a.m. Retweet
I now count 5 mosquito bites. From the mosquitoes... IN MY OFFICE. sigh.
@doctorhandy   Sunday May 15th, 2011, 6:58 p.m. Retweet
Ended up 9th out of 32 at Bell Crack! Awesome playing with you DBJ!
@doctorhandy   Monday May 2nd, 2011, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
@heyitsgarrett I believe you mean "Montster"
@doctorhandy   Tuesday April 26th, 2011, 2:54 a.m. Retweet
Hey DC folks: get out and vote tomorrow! I'll be voting for Bryan Weaver. http://bryanweaverdc.com/
@doctorhandy   Sunday April 24th, 2011, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Made veggie potstickers tonight. I LOVE this recipe but I haven't made them in about 5 years!
@doctorhandy   Thursday April 21st, 2011, 3:15 p.m. Retweet
Am I actually allergic to tree pollen or am I just sick? #iveneverhadallergies
@doctorhandy   Sunday April 17th, 2011, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
Beer champion at the Beth Coltman Memorial Tournament. 5-3 for the weekend- not bad with a new team and 20mph winds!
@doctorhandy   Thursday April 14th, 2011, 12:22 a.m. Retweet
Major fail on my marinated mushrooms tonight. Tasted like a salt lick. ew
@doctorhandy   Sunday April 10th, 2011, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
Tapioca pudding is really damn similar to rice pudding. Discuss.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday April 5th, 2011, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
Made this soup tonight:http://tinyurl.com/64q3fnIt It took me 10 minutes and is seriously good!
@doctorhandy   Tuesday April 5th, 2011, 10:44 p.m. Retweet
Our science has suddenly become cool: http://tinyurl.com/3s34eht This is some of the first stuff I worked on at FDA.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday April 5th, 2011, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
And....2nd place in our indoor league. Had a great season with Death and Taxes. You guys rock!
@doctorhandy   Sunday April 3rd, 2011, 9:12 p.m. Retweet
Lost in the semis with Land before Crime. Today was gorgeous!
@doctorhandy   Saturday April 2nd, 2011, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
Slightly warmer today, and 6-0!
@doctorhandy   Saturday April 2nd, 2011, 12:52 a.m. Retweet
Please come back, warm. It is no fun playing frisbee without you.
@doctorhandy   Saturday March 26th, 2011, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
Boy at the airport: "TOYBOAT TOYBOAT TOYBOAT TOYBOAT TOYBOAT!" For a good 3 minutes. #odd
@doctorhandy   Friday March 18th, 2011, 10:14 p.m. Retweet
Can the weather stay like this always?
@doctorhandy   Wednesday March 2nd, 2011, 4:14 p.m. Retweet
Second time this week I have knocked over my coffee onto my desk. And it's only Wednesday. Sigh. The computer has escaped (so far).
@doctorhandy   Tuesday March 1st, 2011, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
@ButternutSquash I laughed really hard just READING "snort". Girl, you kill me.
@doctorhandy   Sunday February 27th, 2011, 3:33 a.m. Retweet
Walking into things like it's my job.
@doctorhandy   Thursday February 24th, 2011, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
It's me against the adhesive. I am not winning.
@doctorhandy   Wednesday February 16th, 2011, 1:18 a.m. Retweet
I usually just google what I have in my pantry to figure out what to make for dinner. Tonight? Potato Gratin with Red Pepper. nom nom.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday February 15th, 2011, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Looking forward to a romantic night of frisbee!
@doctorhandy   Saturday February 12th, 2011, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
Curried sweet potato and butter nut squash soup and green bean casserole from scratch... my kitchen exploded.
@doctorhandy   Monday February 7th, 2011, 12:37 a.m. Retweet
@liz_thompson laughing...so. hard.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday February 1st, 2011, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
woohoo! New D.C. law stiffens penalties for those making noise that is "likely to annoy": http://bit.ly/fDxxuE (via @DCist_Updates)
@doctorhandy   Friday January 28th, 2011, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
Walkin with @heyitsgarrett as he flipped snow off some branches and ice ball flew up over him and hit me hard in the forehead. ow (but ha!)
@doctorhandy   Wednesday January 26th, 2011, 3:10 a.m. Retweet
Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they love because of who they love. #SOTU (via @BarackObama)
@doctorhandy   Wednesday January 26th, 2011, 2:24 a.m. Retweet
We will move forward together, or not at all. #SOTU (via @BarackObama)
@doctorhandy   Tuesday January 25th, 2011, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
DC folks, consider voting for Bryan Weaver on April 26th. He's got my vote: http://tinyurl.com/4nkq5gz
@doctorhandy   Saturday January 22nd, 2011, 2:31 a.m. Retweet
My fortune cookie: "You will be showered with good luch."
@doctorhandy   Thursday January 20th, 2011, 12:17 p.m. Retweet
I've been getting more smiles on the street, esp. from Moms with kids. Then I realized I've been wearing a wool hat that looks like an owl.
@doctorhandy   Saturday January 8th, 2011, 8:00 p.m. Retweet
hoping....RT @KOLD_news13 UMC officials confirm Rep. Giffords is in surgery. She has not been declared dead. (via @sommermathis)
@doctorhandy   Saturday January 8th, 2011, 7:23 p.m. Retweet
Wow. So sad! Via @nprnews: Congresswoman, 6 Others, Killed By Gunman | http://t.co/SCSO6NC
@doctorhandy   Thursday January 6th, 2011, 2:16 p.m. Retweet
To all my vegetarian/vegan friends: I tried this one out this week and it is delicious! http://stylishcuisine.com/?p=1959
@doctorhandy   Wednesday January 5th, 2011, 3:11 p.m. Retweet
Ah ha! I'm not crazy. (At least not for this...) Make sure you hug a friend today. http://tinyurl.com/2ddv2w2
@doctorhandy   Saturday January 1st, 2011, 5:09 a.m. Retweet
Happy New Year! Amazing what a difference a year makes.
@doctorhandy   Friday December 31st, 2010, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
@heyitsgarrett Or shiny objects.
@doctorhandy   Saturday December 25th, 2010, 11:35 p.m. Retweet
I want an airline to have emperor status.
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 23rd, 2010, 2:53 p.m. Retweet
Snickerdoodle cookies make a good breakfast, right?
@doctorhandy   Friday December 17th, 2010, 12:19 a.m. Retweet
@heyitsgarrett pavement. (not so yummo)
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 16th, 2010, 10:06 p.m. Retweet
Came very close to eating it on the sidewalk. Be careful out there!
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 16th, 2010, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
Our microwave sounds like a singing whale. Not sure what it is trying to say....
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 16th, 2010, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
@nicdarling check it out: http://chrischaeffer.com/?p=365 apparently the slanket is far superior.
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 15th, 2010, 7:58 p.m. Retweet
I definitely used the slanket last night and looked like this: http://tinyurl.com/yv9b6p #Iamawesome
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 14th, 2010, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
Started out with bad static cling today. Now I have all kinds of fuzz stuck to me. #joysofwinter
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 7th, 2010, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
@ryanpvance Definitely. It seemed completely random. I don't think my phone loves you.
@doctorhandy   Monday December 6th, 2010, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
Wow! I purse dialed 4 people this morning. Sorry friends. (specifically Garrett, Ted, Nick and Aaron.) I think my phone was lonely.
@doctorhandy   Saturday December 4th, 2010, 5:22 p.m. Retweet
Mmm Tofurkey sandwich. Yummo!
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 2nd, 2010, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
I have such a strange love of plastic spoons.
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 1st, 2010, 12:53 a.m. Retweet
The cat helped me do yoga today. "helped"
@doctorhandy   Tuesday November 30th, 2010, 2:50 p.m. Retweet
@heyitsadam OH! Night esplorin sounds exciting. See anything fun?
@doctorhandy   Tuesday November 23rd, 2010, 2:27 p.m. Retweet
YAY for Betsy! She made the centrifuge play nice with me and now I won't lose my samples. Apparently hopping around angrily wasn't fixin it.
@doctorhandy   Wednesday November 17th, 2010, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
I'm so grateful for hilarious friends, but my keyboard and screen would probably be happier with less water sprayed on them. #drinkingfail
@doctorhandy   Wednesday November 17th, 2010, 3:20 p.m. Retweet
Do us all a favor at at least TRY to dial back the crazy, ok?
@doctorhandy   Saturday November 13th, 2010, 11:30 p.m. Retweet
Not playing since regionals was a bad idea... especially since we were short on subs and I was playing on dudes.
@doctorhandy   Friday November 12th, 2010, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
I know I look real hot in my hoodie but could you please keep your pickup lines to yourself? Thanks.
@doctorhandy   Thursday November 11th, 2010, 8:14 p.m. Retweet
I get so incredibly annoyed by poorly run restaurants.
@doctorhandy   Monday November 8th, 2010, 10:58 p.m. Retweet
Tofu udon soup at Teaism= a major happy.
@doctorhandy   Sunday November 7th, 2010, 9:27 p.m. Retweet
The cats don't understand daylight savings.
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 30th, 2010, 8:39 p.m. Retweet
Traveling to talk about digging in the ocean.
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 30th, 2010, 7:44 p.m. Retweet
Things that still really annoy me: whistlers and loud open mouth chewing. Especially on a plane where can't get away. #iamaprincess
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 30th, 2010, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
This city is a crazy happy mess today. Hate that I have to fly out in the middle of it.
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 30th, 2010, 2:25 a.m. Retweet
To anyone who thought I was moving... I just came back from watching nationals- off on another trip tomorrow. Wheee!
@doctorhandy   Friday October 29th, 2010, 9:27 p.m. Retweet
TRUCK STOP WINS 15-13. IN QUARTER FINALS! (via @truckstopulti
@doctorhandy   Friday October 29th, 2010, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
Scandal also rocked it. Into the quarters! So proud of the DC teams... hate to leave!
@doctorhandy   Friday October 29th, 2010, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Nice job Truck! Into the pre-quarters against PoNY
@doctorhandy   Tuesday October 26th, 2010, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
I really wish I could get the theme to Beauty and the Beast out of my head #wtf.
@doctorhandy   Monday October 25th, 2010, 3:50 p.m. Retweet
Cashier: "What is on your credit card?" Me: "Um.. a dinoflagellate". Cashier: "Wow. That is super geeky." Me: "Yeeeah."
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 23rd, 2010, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
Emulsion blender: a happy. It's going to be a whole new world with soup this winter.
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 23rd, 2010, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
muah ha ha ha...emulsion blender... you are finally MINE!
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 23rd, 2010, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
Sweet, sweet coffee... how very dependent on you I am.
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