@doctorhandy


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@doctorhandy   Saturday July 21st, 2012, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
7-5 amp at half-dbj starting on O.
@doctorhandy   Saturday July 21st, 2012, 3:40 p.m. Retweet
Amp up a break- had two- Kelly Kelly an Dan g got one back.
@doctorhandy   Saturday July 21st, 2012, 2:24 p.m. Retweet
Couldn't ask for a better summer day at the Philly Invite!
@doctorhandy   Wednesday July 18th, 2012, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
Drat. Should've brought an umbrella.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday July 17th, 2012, 9:38 p.m. Retweet
And if I can provide for myself I can't mention it. Thanks random dude for perpetuating a problem. Also don't talk to me when I'm reading.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday July 17th, 2012, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
Today on the metro I learned I have 2 options 1) a husband who will provide for me and cheats or 2) one who is home but won't provide for me
@doctorhandy   Sunday July 8th, 2012, 5:56 p.m. Retweet
That was maybe the hottest practice I've ever been too. It was made many times better when the field sprinklers came on. (we kept playing)
@doctorhandy   Sunday July 8th, 2012, 12:13 p.m. Retweet
The best part of waking up, is cat fur in your cup! #waitaminute #fail
@doctorhandy   Friday July 6th, 2012, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
Yep. Sigh. @AVArchivist: @unsuckdcmetro no shuttle from college park yet, so on bus to Rhode Island Ave. It's going to be a long evening
@doctorhandy   Friday July 6th, 2012, 9:40 p.m. Retweet
At least I'm not on the derailed train? Trying out alternate bus #1
@doctorhandy   Friday July 6th, 2012, 9:27 p.m. Retweet
Things that make the heat worse: train derailment on the line I need to get home. And no shuttle service to get to next working station. F.
@doctorhandy   Friday July 6th, 2012, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
@ScandalUltimate Did you win all of your games because it is Kirsten's birthday?
@doctorhandy   Thursday July 5th, 2012, 10:37 p.m. Retweet
Utterly miserable outside and it is only 99. Saturday it is supposed to be 106. Honestly worried about folks with no power. Moving to AK.
@doctorhandy   Thursday July 5th, 2012, 2:33 a.m. Retweet
It is quite unnerving when the cat stares intently at the corner of a room for no apparent reason.
@doctorhandy   Sunday June 10th, 2012, 11:19 p.m. Retweet
Well that was a first- at practice today I blew out BOTH my cleats! And I have no backup...
@doctorhandy   Sunday June 10th, 2012, 1:32 p.m. Retweet
I love cleaning out clutter and donating but I have an absurd emotional attachment to objects. Just sadly said goodbye to my first dish set.
@doctorhandy   Friday May 25th, 2012, 3:27 a.m. Retweet
Operation GIGANTIC spider live removal complete! (thanks baby) Eventually I will get down from this chair.
@doctorhandy   Thursday May 24th, 2012, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
Went horse back riding on a horse named Bird today (not kidding). We put a Sara on him.
@doctorhandy   Thursday May 3rd, 2012, 12:02 a.m. Retweet
Last day of Insanity! Phew.
@doctorhandy   Friday April 27th, 2012, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
The 99.9% jam free paper just jammed my printer! I am the 0.1%!!
@doctorhandy   Wednesday April 18th, 2012, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
Nothing like cleaning up cat vomit just before dinner! Thanks, cat!
@doctorhandy   Saturday March 10th, 2012, 7:19 p.m. Retweet
We thought about buying a house today. Instead we bought an new couch and rearranged the living room. Win?
@doctorhandy   Saturday March 10th, 2012, 1:02 a.m. Retweet
Tonight's dinner:http://t.co/8em1YyBG
@doctorhandy   Friday March 9th, 2012, 1:10 p.m. Retweet
No solar flare today and my sequences are running just fine. Coincidence?
@doctorhandy   Thursday March 8th, 2012, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
Did my sequencing runs fail because of the solar flare??
@doctorhandy   Friday March 2nd, 2012, 9:52 p.m. Retweet
Thinking of all my loved ones in TN. Please be careful out there!
@doctorhandy   Tuesday February 28th, 2012, 9:19 p.m. Retweet
Top 5 Men Who Are Doing the Most for Women's Rights – http://t.co/KrOOG34t – @byronhurt @SayNO_UNiTE @yashar (via @PolicyMic)
@doctorhandy   Sunday February 26th, 2012, 6:20 a.m. Retweet
In the middle of a political discussion, Joey and Lindsay start a dance party. http://t.co/2N8lRxf8
@doctorhandy   Monday February 13th, 2012, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
Wow. Powerful commercial from #Chipotle!
@doctorhandy   Monday February 6th, 2012, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
Agreed. @dj_pearl_girl: Madonna is amazing. That is all.
@doctorhandy   Sunday February 5th, 2012, 11:08 p.m. Retweet
Super Bowl hasn't quite started yet and already two commercials have made me cry. Sigh. #longnight
@doctorhandy   Wednesday February 1st, 2012, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
Tried to take a picture through a microscope with my iPhone today. #fail
@doctorhandy   Friday January 27th, 2012, 11:39 p.m. Retweet
Just passed Joe Biden at Pete's in Columbia Heights. DC is neat!
@doctorhandy   Sunday January 22nd, 2012, 2:57 a.m. Retweet
Can I eat a whole can of olives by myself? Yes. Yes I can.
@doctorhandy   Monday January 9th, 2012, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
Oh. So Duke figured out why my vacuum wasn't working well. I think there is an entire animal! And a stick. http://t.co/1AeAmiwM
@doctorhandy   Monday January 2nd, 2012, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
Was clipping the cats claws and a piece of clipped claw went flying into my eye. Owww. #ohno #catscratchfever
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 28th, 2011, 9:55 p.m. Retweet
Just spotted an awesome barred owl on the street I grew up on! So cool.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 27th, 2011, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
Got amazing Xmas tree holder that the cat can't drink out of. Came home to find him delicately dipping his paw in the water and licking it.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 20th, 2011, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
When the hell did the cat start snoring?!
@doctorhandy   Sunday December 18th, 2011, 6:46 p.m. Retweet
Taco bell is phasing out the cheesy bean an rice burrito? Noooooo
@doctorhandy   Friday December 16th, 2011, 2:19 a.m. Retweet
In less than 40 seconds the cat chewed a hole in the new bag of cat food. Sigh. This is why we can't have nice things.
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 15th, 2011, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
Seriously! I hate that!@BradWalsh: Hulk smash friends' friends who reply-all”
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 8th, 2011, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
Had a great time watching @thecaseyblack tonight! Nice work, friend. Nice work.
@doctorhandy   Friday December 2nd, 2011, 2:50 p.m. Retweet
On the list of things I am excited about today? A flushing porta-pottie. Also these: http://t.co/Wk9aNeiJ (PAWS hehehe)
@doctorhandy   Tuesday November 29th, 2011, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
The area around my feet has cheerios and peanuts strewn about, like a 5 year old has been eating snacks. Turns out that 5 year old is me.
@doctorhandy   Saturday November 26th, 2011, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
Huge props to @DCCirculator. Dad left his bag on the bus, I called- they were amazing and driver dropped the bag back to us at our stop.
@doctorhandy   Saturday November 26th, 2011, 1:23 p.m. Retweet
Snickerdoodles for breakfast? Don't mind if I do.
@doctorhandy   Friday November 18th, 2011, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
Ma'am, you do not need to scream into your phone. #atleastshesnotwhistling
@doctorhandy   Thursday November 17th, 2011, 9:00 p.m. Retweet
We figured out why I hate whistling. Apparently I have "dog ears." The explanation was so simple....
@doctorhandy   Thursday November 17th, 2011, 4:07 a.m. Retweet
And the DJ is playing baby got back...
@doctorhandy   Thursday November 17th, 2011, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
Over half the conference folks are on the dance floor! #wayoutofmyleague
@doctorhandy   Thursday November 17th, 2011, 2:47 a.m. Retweet
These HAB scientists can DANCE. #idonthavethatgene
@doctorhandy   Monday November 14th, 2011, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
This conference has incredible food! #imintroubleilovefood
@doctorhandy   Monday November 14th, 2011, 1:05 a.m. Retweet
That was decidedly less dramatic than I thought. #stillhopingfortoothbrush
@doctorhandy   Monday November 14th, 2011, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
Going to be a home alone style race for the next flight. #hopethetoothbrushmakesit!
@doctorhandy   Sunday November 13th, 2011, 9:45 p.m. Retweet
We are on the 4th gate change at the airport. I hope my bag makes it! #idonthavemytoothbrush
@doctorhandy   Thursday November 10th, 2011, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
I have a cat that had digestive issues we couldn't figure out for years. These guys fixed him: http://t.co/SGgugPMy Thank you Aunt Jeni's!
@doctorhandy   Monday November 7th, 2011, 7:13 p.m. Retweet
That makes 6 of my friends that have gotten a new puppy recently. I think I need a puppy. Maybe 2.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday November 1st, 2011, 7:37 p.m. Retweet
Was lucky enough to see a talk by Sandra Beasley today. Amazing story on her walk with food allergies: http://t.co/doPTqjcW
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 29th, 2011, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
Machine over truck 11-9 for 9th.
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 29th, 2011, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
16-14. PHX takes it. On to the semis for them
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 29th, 2011, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
15-14 PHX. At this point it's win by 2
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 29th, 2011, 3:16 p.m. Retweet
Scandal got a few shots but PHX got the point. 14-12
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 29th, 2011, 3:09 p.m. Retweet
12-13 Phx! Nice d Manu! Manu huck to Sandy
@doctorhandy   Saturday October 29th, 2011, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
Truck wins 15-8! Next up- Bravo or Machine
@doctorhandy   Friday October 28th, 2011, 9:55 p.m. Retweet
@ATLchain and @PhillySouthpaw: as a spectator, I was really impressed with the spirit you both showed.
@doctorhandy   Friday October 28th, 2011, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
Ring and paw- you'd better represent!
@doctorhandy   Friday October 28th, 2011, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
Huge catch by andrew berry!! 9-11 paw
@doctorhandy   Friday October 28th, 2011, 5:54 p.m. Retweet
Nice spirit on a close game, Chain
@doctorhandy   Friday October 28th, 2011, 5:10 p.m. Retweet
Good spirited game with chain so far
@doctorhandy   Friday October 28th, 2011, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
Both teams disagreed with the observer there.
@doctorhandy   Friday October 28th, 2011, 1:02 p.m. Retweet
Rainy, windy day two. Should be exciting!!
@doctorhandy   Thursday October 27th, 2011, 9:35 p.m. Retweet
Scandal wins!!!!! Awesome ladies!
@doctorhandy   Thursday October 27th, 2011, 9:31 p.m. Retweet
Crystal Davis with the dline score!! 15-14 scandal
@doctorhandy   Thursday October 27th, 2011, 9:29 p.m. Retweet
Scandal o does it's job! 14-14 game to 16.
@doctorhandy   Thursday October 27th, 2011, 9:17 p.m. Retweet
Molly breaks back after an unfortunate drop. 13-12 molly
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