@doctorhandy


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@doctorhandy   Friday January 1st, 2021, 2:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @VladimirDinets: Last week I spent an hour following a chain of very cute footprints in Stillwater Natural Area of Pennsylvania and foun…
@doctorhandy   Friday January 1st, 2021, 4:47 a.m. Retweet
RT @MikeDrucker: LAST YEAR: My resolution for 2020 is to just try to be kinder and find the good in things rather than focusing on the bad…
@doctorhandy   Friday January 1st, 2021, 4:39 a.m. Retweet
RT @being_ulti: #5 - HOW DID I SURVIVE 2020? Printed my best tweets out and stitched them together to form a weighted blanket so I could s…
@doctorhandy   Friday January 1st, 2021, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @being_ulti: #9 - HOW DID I SURVIVE 2020? With all my extra free time home with the kids, I created a lucrative side hustle as tiktok l…
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 31st, 2020, 11:42 p.m. Retweet
#Peaceout2020. We all did the gd best we could. #happynot2020 https://t.co/BBssB3zskL
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 31st, 2020, 8:52 p.m. Retweet
RT @OwlsAsylum: Black WOMEN ONLY ::: What is YOUR fav image of YOU from 2020???
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 31st, 2020, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @mitchellbyars: #ScannerFTW update: "Now it's just smoldering."
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 31st, 2020, 7:20 p.m. Retweet
Joy that came out of a shitty year. She's ever vigilent for cheerios that might be dropped by the 3yo. #landseal… https://t.co/JSMSWYWQvX
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 31st, 2020, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @HillaryClinton: In this year of tremendous loss, grief, and hardship—but also care and solidarity—it feels fitting to give the last wor…
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 31st, 2020, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @being_ulti: ULTIMATE TWITTER! Use your retweeting powers and let's make the "How Did I Survive 2020?" FAKE ANSWERS ONLY Being Ulti cont…
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 30th, 2020, 9:49 p.m. Retweet
um.. yes? Of course? Who wouldn't do this? I'd give up a toe or pinky finger too. Maybe a kidney? ...likely not a f… https://t.co/EUPIZDVEgI
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 30th, 2020, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
For someone (me) who is exhausted by their own mental calculations WITHOUT the added pandemic it is something else.… https://t.co/mu4vt3atpg
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 30th, 2020, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
And I know the kids can't understand my tension regarding this. Nor the tension I have from the much needed interac… https://t.co/zLBnmGdkUH
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 30th, 2020, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
Me: "Remember when one could just hire a babysitter and not have to worry about...you know...death?" Almost 10 mon… https://t.co/3csXSbIsy0
@doctorhandy   Sunday December 27th, 2020, 10:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @giselefetterman: E V E R Y T H I N G ❤️ https://t.co/2tK0LQz1ay
@doctorhandy   Friday December 25th, 2020, 10:17 p.m. Retweet
As a follow up, this took an immediate 7 day round of antibiotics to knock down a bit. It was iffy after that. Defi… https://t.co/TMihrOm89a
@doctorhandy   Friday December 25th, 2020, 10:09 p.m. Retweet
This slime stuff is....going....great. Why did no one warn me? https://t.co/UVTHgnHnS2
@doctorhandy   Friday December 25th, 2020, 6:10 p.m. Retweet
Nothing to see here. Just us sheets. Move along. #froggycat https://t.co/PzDN1Qb4LP
@doctorhandy   Friday December 25th, 2020, 3:32 p.m. Retweet
F-ing hell. Sending all my love to Nashville. https://t.co/4mFMUqy81d
@doctorhandy   Friday December 25th, 2020, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
Xmas day walks call for a bedazzled mask is not a phase I ever thought I'd utter. #trufflepuff #landseal… https://t.co/fFwSDwhcZ7
@doctorhandy   Friday December 25th, 2020, 2:37 a.m. Retweet
RT @jaketapper: There has been so much loss for so many people this year — death, illness, economic devastation, trauma of all kinds. To an…
@doctorhandy   Friday December 25th, 2020, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
Hellz yes. @BayLeafBitters FTW #thecheerynight https://t.co/NXyIewca5g
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 24th, 2020, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
RT @NathanBacaTV: Merry Christmas Eve! Enjoy your sheets of rain... -2020. #WUSA9Weather https://t.co/PeXtcqkRkd
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 24th, 2020, 7:38 p.m. Retweet
Always.... But especially this year after so much loss. https://t.co/yL9mEjpmC3
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 24th, 2020, 6:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @orenjaysofer: May you and yours Feel happy and connected Be safe and protected Know peace and ease This holiday season and always. #ha…
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 24th, 2020, 3:37 p.m. Retweet
I'm curious about people who come out of their house and remind folks walking by not to let their dog poop in the v… https://t.co/jpt7fcSd8T
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 24th, 2020, 3:28 p.m. Retweet
RT @plantpostdocs: Postdoc opening with @washjd at USDA! See details below. #PlantSciJobs https://t.co/vt8p0Ep5UK
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 23rd, 2020, 10:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @erikaishii: Every cardboard tube is a sword. I do not make the rules. https://t.co/oKvddMh09R
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 23rd, 2020, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
I got this from a colleague I wrote a recommendation for. It made me cry because it is a thing I constantly forget,… https://t.co/aCU5LQUfjk
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 23rd, 2020, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
No parties this year and everyone is sad to varying degrees so I'mma do DNA extractions in this. #happyholidays2020… https://t.co/xvTNvrDaMT
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 23rd, 2020, 1:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @jaketapper: Never seen this before — Gov Newsom shows us the moment he asked Padilla to fill out the remainder of Harris’s Senate term
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 23rd, 2020, 12:38 a.m. Retweet
I'm grateful to have Jun as a friend and collaborator. ❤️❤️ https://t.co/cBE1hPjvs0
@doctorhandy   Monday December 21st, 2020, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @hillarydixler: My husband said something that’s really helped me think about where everyone is at emotionally, why everyone seems mad a…
@doctorhandy   Monday December 21st, 2020, 12:04 a.m. Retweet
So very excited that I didn't note the open days of Thursday-Saturday and put in an order today. 🤣
@doctorhandy   Sunday December 20th, 2020, 10:52 p.m. Retweet
A thing I am very very excited about rn. A woman's sports bar, ultimate frisbee player GM, delicious cocktails AND… https://t.co/MfcH6ZZW8E
@doctorhandy   Sunday December 20th, 2020, 6:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @CarlWillisTV: "It feels right. Everything feels right about this experience."-- One foster family decided to adopt "Prancer" on the spo…
@doctorhandy   Sunday December 20th, 2020, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @emilylhauser: Mr. Box, I continue to try. https://t.co/8heNo9YyvB
@doctorhandy   Sunday December 20th, 2020, 3:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @markmleach: Cat owners of Twitter, is this a known Christmas issue? https://t.co/LHCfOFORSb
@doctorhandy   Sunday December 20th, 2020, 1:53 p.m. Retweet
Walking the dog in my unicorn pajamas like a boss.
@doctorhandy   Saturday December 19th, 2020, 8:38 p.m. Retweet
Whelp. While prepping to decorate so cookies, the 3 yo just busted out a correctly placed "f*ck" if you want to kno… https://t.co/xEufpPElDM
@doctorhandy   Saturday December 19th, 2020, 6:52 p.m. Retweet
Every room in my house is filled with some half finished project that I remember when I go into and then promptly f… https://t.co/X0nqsOfhrr
@doctorhandy   Saturday December 19th, 2020, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
God this is good. I was thinking tonight about how 2021 is not going to be magically better. But at least we can sa… https://t.co/TBwiChXgwN
@doctorhandy   Saturday December 19th, 2020, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @SketchesbyBoze: I hope we're past the time when we shame others for being excited and passionate. It’s good to love things, it’s good t…
@doctorhandy   Friday December 18th, 2020, 8:54 p.m. Retweet
Company. Not a person I know.
@doctorhandy   Friday December 18th, 2020, 8:51 p.m. Retweet
EVERYONE is having varying degrees of a hard time right now. Do what you can not to be a dick to folks especially w… https://t.co/WPpM3m6BjQ
@doctorhandy   Friday December 18th, 2020, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
Hot off the press: Suitability of DNA Sequencing Tools for Identifying Edible Seaweeds Sold in the United States at… https://t.co/uuslCWAOR7
@doctorhandy   Friday December 18th, 2020, 4:53 p.m. Retweet
Along with other non-tweeps: Britt Ott, Shu Zhang, David Erickson, Messy Wolle and Sean Conklin. Graphics by Britt Ott!
@doctorhandy   Friday December 18th, 2020, 12:14 a.m. Retweet
Followed immediately by: "Momma, the thing I want most in the whole world is to make everyone happy. Even me." #tinyphilosopher
@doctorhandy   Friday December 18th, 2020, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
5yo: Momma, do you think I'm dreaming right now? Maybe I've been dreaming my whole life. Me:...........................
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 17th, 2020, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
Breaking: Area dog has decided, while having a bigger bed of same type, that the cat sized one is more her style.… https://t.co/3Hw2YaNVyZ
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 17th, 2020, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @ShellyGaynor: Calling @Botanical_ student members (and students in general) - what are professional development related subjects/topics…
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 16th, 2020, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
Regarding fair-weather dogs and walks. #nothankyou https://t.co/lDZJoqAyNQ
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 16th, 2020, 6:10 p.m. Retweet
Breaking News: Rescue dog from Mississippi has decided she does not at all care for snow. #trufflepuff #rescuedog… https://t.co/TTOZZdU7cW
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 16th, 2020, 1:59 p.m. Retweet
5yo: Mommy, why do you say I always have to clean my room when yours is never clean? Touché.
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 16th, 2020, 4:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @GermHunterMD: Them: First let’s see if medical professionals will actually take the vaccine themselves Us: https://t.co/zOqG9IUKBv
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 16th, 2020, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
RT @weinberz: just a friendly reminder to cut everyone some slack, since we're all living in hell
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 15th, 2020, 4:18 p.m. Retweet
These will be fantastic positions for someone! https://t.co/sCHb8wtKtB
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 15th, 2020, 4:15 a.m. Retweet
I'd much prefer a cheese advent calendar.
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 15th, 2020, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
My friend just said: "2020 is so full of surprises. The entire year has been like an advent calendar of nightmares… https://t.co/BidlAMyWnF
@doctorhandy   Monday December 14th, 2020, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
I also learned the very wrong way to introduce a lovely cat to a new dog (both animals are fine). Which brings me t… https://t.co/xGzPX2hoHC
@doctorhandy   Monday December 14th, 2020, 11:34 p.m. Retweet
Today, after having cats my whole life, I learned that even a small cat who bites hard is very powerful. And also t… https://t.co/O5VWrfKMFi
@doctorhandy   Friday December 11th, 2020, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
Love these nuggets from @lizthehunter22: "I was going to learn embroidery this winter but maybe I'll just learn tax law"
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
I am so curious what combination of dogs made up this fine creature. Even though I work with DNA I have no clue how… https://t.co/fyvqoKgeGu
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 2:35 p.m. Retweet
I am so curious what combination of dogs made up this fine creature. Even though I work with DNA I have no clue how… https://t.co/WP0tMDwBuC
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 1:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @LK_botanist: 📣Spread the word to any female student botanists in need of a Botany membership!🌿
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
RT @themorgantrail: The Cartoon Network racism PSA is good, but the personal narrative that Barbie put forth really hit me. Everyone should…
@doctorhandy   Thursday December 10th, 2020, 12:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @T_Marie_Wms: I am sooo excited!! I hope you are listening to @noxthelion now!! Youtube Link: https://t.co/odnRAUeN2X #BlackBotanists…
@doctorhandy   Wednesday December 9th, 2020, 9:33 p.m. Retweet
Me: Do you ever use shoes for your dog in the winter? My friend: No. Dogs have outdoor feet. 🤣
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 8th, 2020, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
My tweets are gonna get a lot more dog filled. #notsorry #landseal #rescuedog https://t.co/g2ApTEH16f
@doctorhandy   Tuesday December 8th, 2020, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
Adopted a new fren today. #shelterdogs @lostdogrescue ❤️ https://t.co/q6BiBzFoYT
@doctorhandy   Saturday December 5th, 2020, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
Me: "..and the more people chide me and say this is a bad move, the more it solidifies my reasoning and desire to f… https://t.co/gpWNLl5acS
@doctorhandy   Friday December 4th, 2020, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
A question from your marine biologist converted to botanist frens. #algaeprobablycounts @lizthehunter22
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