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@bodhiultimate

@bodhiultimate is the Twitter account for Bodhi (USAU Club Open - 2010) and Bodhi (USAU Club Open - 2011)

Games involving @bodhiultimate
Time Team Result Team Tweets
June 25th, 2011 Bodhi 6 - 15 GOAT 1 tweet
June 25th, 2011 Bodhi 5 - 15 Truck Stop 1 tweet
Most recent tweets
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 24th, 2010, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
Misha just sent out an email that has youtube songs that make me want to kill myself
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 19th, 2010, 8:52 p.m. Retweet
Day finally over. two wins, one loss. let's get better.
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 19th, 2010, 1:08 a.m. Retweet
Misha is telling stories. Best sectionals ever.
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 19th, 2010, 12:58 a.m. Retweet
Mitch's butthole also molts once a year. Unrelated, but Misha has a great pick up line ready for the ladies involving name tags.
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 19th, 2010, 12:26 a.m. Retweet
Mitch doubted that bh69 was possible until he acted it out on Miles.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 10:27 p.m. Retweet
Everyone is saying that Brendan won't catch up.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 9:46 p.m. Retweet
here are some scores, mah doo. Against dog first game, 15-1. Second game 15-5 against brown. last game 15-3 against sons.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
aaaaaaah bodhi!!! Hitting up the cantina for some 'ritas and comida. bodhi es muy gringos.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
I dont believe the last tweet...scuse me...twat
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 8:06 p.m. Retweet
Bodhi has a nice little Saturday. The D let up no more than 5, and the O was break-free. Can someone say human centipede?
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 2:53 a.m. Retweet
Joe wins the bonus round as usual. 25 targets to 20. Means nothing. In related Maine news, Brent's burps smell like a homeless man's farts.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
brent just smoked joe at big bunk hunter: open season 17 bucks to 4.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
miles just picked himself in a fight to the death against tyler.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
picking our five candidates for ookie cookie.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 12:50 a.m. Retweet
not in my band you're not gonna not have that.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 12:44 a.m. Retweet
poll question for our followers: can chuck tie his own shoes?
@bodhiultimate   Saturday September 18th, 2010, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
rolling with proudindian chief and slobot. balls deep.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
miles just dropped his tooth on the ground in the parking lot. source.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 10:39 p.m. Retweet
Won another game of Settlers online. This one cam right down to the wire, 10-8-8. Time to pack for sectionals. Last twat for the weekend.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
Soccer team lost 7-2 today. I got my first career yellow card...and I got it as a coach. Too many kids on the field. FML.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 10:03 p.m. Retweet
I don't have a smart phone, so I need to get all my twats in before the weekend.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 7:24 p.m. Retweet
Someone should take Miles' Internet privileges away.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Sectionals tomorrow in the great north of Maine. Sons, DoG, and some other team on tap.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
Just played two games of Settlers online. Won the first 10 to 6 to 4, the second 10 to 7 to 6. I'd continue but I have to go coach. I rule.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 6:07 p.m. Retweet
Emily and I have a dog now. That's pretty cool. His name is Kaibuck. He is a 3 year old border collie.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 17th, 2010, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
Set up appointment to have my tooth replaced on Nov. 3rd. Wouldn't have posted but CFo just told us that we don't post enough. All I got.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 10th, 2010, 10:59 p.m. Retweet
New York sucks but Ohio is the worst. Bodhi walk out mix is legit however.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 10th, 2010, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
It's too hot in the car so bodhi decides as a team to drive in their boxers
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 10th, 2010, 3:03 p.m. Retweet
The dj just ended airplanes halfway through...fuck new York.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 10th, 2010, 3:00 p.m. Retweet
Long road ahead... But it's ok cause Airplanes just came on the radio. New York sucks though... Besides where Squeege lives and chills.
@bodhiultimate   Thursday September 9th, 2010, 12:31 a.m. Retweet
Twat update. Bodhi kills a suicide workout after miles and xian get hella radical at the rope swing. Sorce +1
@bodhiultimate   Monday September 6th, 2010, 4:26 a.m. Retweet
New bodhi tattoo? Some one got it. Who? Who knows? One for all and all for one. It's tight though. http://yfrog.com/2tzutpj
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 5th, 2010, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
Currently on the highway being very competitive by trying to not let the guy who looks like Hassell driving a Mercedes pass me
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 5th, 2010, 5:44 p.m. Retweet
Miles will continue to relentlessly pursue the source at the ropeswing today at 4. PBob gets his first try.
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 5th, 2010, 4:17 a.m. Retweet
Lime juice and friends do not mix well
@bodhiultimate   Sunday September 5th, 2010, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
Bodhi ends practice by working out the kinks with some tiiiiiiight goaltimate. Regionals here we come.
@bodhiultimate   Friday September 3rd, 2010, 5:50 p.m. Retweet
Bodhis miles and Christian bring a boogie board to the rope swing and pay the ultimate to get the ultimate. Scars, pulled biceps=radicality
@bodhiultimate   Tuesday August 31st, 2010, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
Brent still has my cellphone, wallet and tooth. Shit.
@bodhiultimate   Tuesday August 31st, 2010, 3:16 a.m. Retweet
Christian and Miles got radical at the ropeswing today. Bodhi hangout spot.
@bodhiultimate   Monday August 30th, 2010, 4:47 a.m. Retweet
Captain miles is sleeping over tonight.
@bodhiultimate   Monday August 30th, 2010, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
Seven hours in. Miles brought a flashlight so he could continue to read twilight in the dark. I know he's minus a tooth but vampire much?
@bodhiultimate   Sunday August 29th, 2010, 11:31 p.m. Retweet
Two and a half hours in... Miles is reading Twilight. Joe is cracked up on oxycodine. Brent and cfo are listening to kid cudi. Source? Yup
@bodhiultimate   Sunday August 29th, 2010, 7:10 p.m. Retweet
Micah and Tyler's car has murdered 2 butterflies already. 2 - 0 game to 3.
@bodhiultimate   Sunday August 29th, 2010, 6:45 p.m. Retweet
Show me someone who's never gotten their butthole licked and I will show you a liar
@bodhiultimate   Sunday August 29th, 2010, 11:31 a.m. Retweet
Sunday morning pre-quarters! Let's goooooooooo boadee!
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 11:07 p.m. Retweet
Bodhi finishes the day 2-2. Looking to flatten the peaks and valleys tomorrow, looking to source some 5 guys tonight.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 3:36 p.m. Retweet
First game against hall stars easy 13-3. Ironside machine game is stupid. Pony has a close one with squires. Chain Madcow now... Eh.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 11:13 a.m. Retweet
Joe maybe could not I don't really understand might possibly probably smells awful already. Damp bodhi shirts=awful
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 5:10 a.m. Retweet
Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Bodhi has arrived
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
Re elect coach Brent slutsky. He would re elect you. http://yfrog.com/mwz9ksj
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!! Joe is so fucked up right now. Jeez Joe no we are not going to watch human centipede AGAIN!?! Dammit!
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 2:43 a.m. Retweet
Hinder. Lips of an Angel. Is there a better song to drive through Jersey to?
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 12:48 a.m. Retweet
Don't ever listen to new York city radio. You gotta be kidding me with the crazy stations. Pride of nothingneworoldontheradio York. Ugh.
@bodhiultimate   Saturday August 28th, 2010, 12:28 a.m. Retweet
Tapan zee mutha b. To new jer z. Can we pretend thAt airplanes? Shooting stars. Bodhi stars. Word. http://yfrog.com/izwzxhj
@bodhiultimate   Friday August 27th, 2010, 11:51 p.m. Retweet
East vs. West. Joe has no idea
@bodhiultimate   Friday August 27th, 2010, 11:04 p.m. Retweet
What if instead of "d-bag" people said "douche-b"?
@bodhiultimate   Friday August 27th, 2010, 10:42 p.m. Retweet
Human centipede picture two feet from your boss? Brent's done it. http://yfrog.com/nar2jaj
@bodhiultimate   Friday August 27th, 2010, 10:41 p.m. Retweet
Pearl jam truck? Sure. Bodhi's been there. Seen it. http://yfrog.com/g0dt8ej
@bodhiultimate   Friday August 27th, 2010, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
Bodees are off to chesapeake. Playing Madcow and Chain on saturday
@bodhiultimate   Thursday August 26th, 2010, 5:02 p.m. Retweet
After goalty Emily and I were wearing Bodhi jerseys and a lady came up with a huge golden retriever named Bodhi. Sweet.
@bodhiultimate   Tuesday August 24th, 2010, 11:20 a.m. Retweet
Bodhi returns to the east coast only to run into a pair of future ironsiders dicking around Costco http://yfrog.com/7f4d8gj
@bodhiultimate   Wednesday August 18th, 2010, 9:59 p.m. Retweet
Domo arigato mr. Roboto Helping Kanner move. Then watching human centipede for the twelfth time today. http://yfrog.com/jxxf9rj
@bodhiultimate   Wednesday August 18th, 2010, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
Just introduced our new housemate to Brent's early 2000s hit/power ballad/teen anthem "Somebody's Daughter".
@bodhiultimate   Wednesday August 18th, 2010, 2:54 p.m. Retweet
Just saw an exploded car. To quick to take a pic but trust me. It was there. I saw it. Ask Baylis. http://yfrog.com/2cm8vdj
@bodhiultimate   Wednesday August 18th, 2010, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
he can do a lot of tricks, he just looks like a retard doing it. it sucks.
@bodhiultimate   Tuesday August 17th, 2010, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
Joe's at Kurt Cobain's house. Human Centipede. Why not? http://yfrog.com/na6qddj
@bodhiultimate   Tuesday August 17th, 2010, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
Bodhi hits up "sushi USA" with conveyor belt style sushi experience. Deserts come on the conveyor belt too... http://yfrog.com/0tzeabj
@bodhiultimate   Tuesday August 17th, 2010, 1:31 a.m. Retweet
Christian: I wish I could twat the things my eyes see.
@bodhiultimate   Tuesday August 17th, 2010, 12:52 a.m. Retweet
Watching horror movie trailers before dinner. Miles airs out his sweet tooth. http://yfrog.com/ma7r2j
@bodhiultimate   Monday August 16th, 2010, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
I just want to marry an Israeli woman-Jonah Herscu at worlds
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