@ZerksUltimate


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@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
Cullen the freshman enjoying a drive through Chicago rush hour http://t.co/UJQVROI5U6
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
Our fearless leader takes a nappypoo #NoiseUnplugged http://t.co/WhNIKKK4qM
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
20 mcnuggets for $5. Channeling our inner Charlie Whitmore.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 6:56 p.m. Retweet
Hello, State-which-must-not-be-named. #DontCrash
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 6:05 p.m. Retweet
Have a single sister between the ages of 15 and 24? Boy, do we have the perfect man for her! #NoiseInLaw
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
Only real captains get Twitter. #NoiseOwnsTwitter http://t.co/6bYBAGhrzf
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 5:08 p.m. Retweet
Liska already lost the keys. We're in the driveway.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
Noise is locked out of the twitter, so we're good to go. Tweeting is for #CaptainsOfFun
@ZerksUltimate   Friday February 27th, 2015, 5:06 p.m. Retweet
Zerks are on the road headed to Indiana for DIII Midwest Invite! Excited to play on some frozen tundra!!
@ZerksUltimate   Monday January 12th, 2015, 7:53 p.m. Retweet
RT @DurgaUltimate: Interested in a Durga frisbee for $10? Contact durgacaptains@stolaf.edu
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 24th, 2014, 1:07 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks HOW CAN YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO US?!?
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
If you want to cheer #TheBens on they tee off at 11 from in front of Sayles. See you there! #GoBens
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 3:12 p.m. Retweet
In less than one hour Liska and Junya will represent St. Olaf in the first annual Northfield Open Carleton Campus Frolf Tournament #GoBens
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 5:24 a.m. Retweet
Zerks watch Dear Reader. Zerks love Dear Reader. #Zerks #DearReader http://t.co/J5oS9FKUCl
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 3:17 a.m. Retweet
Magical deeds are afoot, dear reader #WizardPeople
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 17th, 2014, 11:24 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks we came to learn the rules but you were gone :'( #violation
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 17th, 2014, 11:02 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks Nelly and Daniel start at +4 thru 4 holes. Finish strong, end at +4 to post their first round.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 17th, 2014, 11:00 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks Liska and Jr. end round 2 at a healthy -1, total of +1 through 2 rounds.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 17th, 2014, 10:56 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks statues ain't got nothin. -1 with 1 to go.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 17th, 2014, 10:49 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks 2 bogeys in 3 holes took us to +1 BUT a nice birdie into the fountain brings it back to E.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 17th, 2014, 10:35 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks -1 thru 7!! But now the wind is trying to destroy our will to live.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday October 17th, 2014, 10:04 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks Frolf rd. 2 begins. Weather could be better. Miss u guys.
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 6:00 p.m. Retweet
RT @Darbecued: @ZerksUltimate hey here's #CaptainNoise doing something awkward. #OhCaptainMyCaptain http://t.co/eLYgi2tlTG
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 5:58 p.m. Retweet
Matty G, Daniel, and Noise feel violated by the Wisconsin lottery.
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 4:36 p.m. Retweet
RT @Darbecued: Hey @ZerksUltimate I present to you, #CaptainNoise. @Andrewhois http://t.co/IsMHvU41xe
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:46 p.m. Retweet
Whose blue pants are these Why is this yellow stain here Dells means Nirvana #haikuchallenge
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:39 p.m. Retweet
Where has the time gone. The dells is a time flux warp Joe still has his teeth #haikuchallenge
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:33 p.m. Retweet
The end of fall break is imminent. We remain at the Dells, avoiding reality. Dunkin' Donuts shall be our savior, once more.
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 6:21 a.m. Retweet
RT @DurgaUltimate: NOISE #noise
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 3:01 a.m. Retweet
All about that treble, actually.
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:41 a.m. Retweet
Liska is getting math tutor zoned
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
Amy is excited about driving // counting for Liska // $76.00 Kalihari tank tops
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
There's still time to hang out at the kalahari. What do you say @NinjaUltimate ?
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
Liska comes whatever is before first, probably.
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
Respecting noise comes second.
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday October 14th, 2014, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
Nelly is naked. I repeat, Nelly is naked.
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 10:02 p.m. Retweet
.@EmWatson WE, @ZerksUltimate , support #HeForShe in honor of @DurgaUltimate and DiFabio's Casapela
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
.@ArianaGrande really like ur new music, wanna come to #zerksXXX at the #dells and hang out and maybe experience #truelove
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 9:57 p.m. Retweet
.@taylorswift13 heard ur single wanna come to the dells #zerksXXX
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 9:57 p.m. Retweet
Bad decisions will be made tonight #FallSeason #DurgaXXX
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 9:53 p.m. Retweet
So much friction. #WhatWasThePhrase
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 9:50 p.m. Retweet
Daniel has delegated Liska's left and right nipple. But what will become of the minuscule appendage? #zerksXXX
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 9:36 p.m. Retweet
Famous Daves in T-minus 1 hour or so. #$upes$toked
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 9:11 p.m. Retweet
We are the guardians of the galaxy.
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 9:09 p.m. Retweet
We are the watchers on the wall.
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
Also, we apologize for lack of live tweets. Phones don't like water slides #water
@ZerksUltimate   Monday October 13th, 2014, 12:50 a.m. Retweet
Btw in case it wasn't clear, sam brand = jay hay who is currently here at the dells. #cantletgo
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:57 p.m. Retweet
Hey everyone, it's fine. Evan took a gap year. #Cultured
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:41 p.m. Retweet
And by parallels we mean they have large egos #LiskasEgo #BangnStuff
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:37 p.m. Retweet
Discussing parallels between Liska and Kanye. #VanTalk #ZerksLiveTweet
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:32 p.m. Retweet
DOM IS COMING TO THE DELLS! Bahamas reppin fun fun fun #zerksXXX http://t.co/4qqjSoTLgx
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:29 p.m. Retweet
Wanna get in on the action? Use the hashtag #bangnstuff to get the inside scoop on the #zerksXXX
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:27 p.m. Retweet
Welcome to #ZerksLiveTweet Wisconsin Dells extravaganza. Joining you on this journey are your favorite /most handsome zerks, nelly and jr
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
And the zerks take it over Indiana Wesleyan for 11th place! 13-4 @nowisco
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 8:02 p.m. Retweet
Noise and "Sam Brand" are having fun! Hope you are too! http://t.co/vTRjor1DuD
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 7:51 p.m. Retweet
Daniel proves that this is in fact frisbee, throws a beautiful hammer into the wind to nelly for the score. 9-4
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
"Sam Brand" with the no-look scoober to Liska for the score! 8-3 good guys.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 7:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @DurgaUltimate: @ZerksUltimate we'd marry that #zerksdurgalove
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 5:24 p.m. Retweet
Captain Noise thinks he's captain of the twitter. Doesn't he know you have to earn that? #NoRespect
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 4:45 p.m. Retweet
Now it's time to watch our besties @DurgaUltimate during our bye!
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 4:34 p.m. Retweet
Zerks lose against a tough Iowa team. 13-4. Next game at 1:45
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
Day 2. Pearl Harbor soundtrack. Liska wears skirts. #NoWisco http://t.co/VipgnGBAQC
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 12:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @DurgaUltimate: Thanks for the support! We love our @ZerksUltimate <3 http://t.co/6Ru4fKIux7
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 12:47 p.m. Retweet
RT @EdinaUltimate: Congratulations to our single season goal record holder @Cullyr08 for making the @ZerksUltimate team! #LanternLegend #Mr…
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 4:48 a.m. Retweet
Win or lose: Dells #fun #wink
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 4:34 a.m. Retweet
Cool kids get pizza #263 #lessgo #ladies #pizza #hashtag
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 12th, 2014, 3:56 a.m. Retweet
Lovin some quality time with @DurgaUltimate #pizzatime #EveryoneGetsPizza #LiskaTakeover
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 10:10 p.m. Retweet
Apparently zerks can lose on U point. Tough one to UW-Milwaukee 11-12 but so proud of our guys today. Playing for 9th place tomorrow.
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 8:22 p.m. Retweet
After much confusion, the zerks finally find a field and get ready to play UW-Milwaukee. On O to start. Here we go boys!!
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
Game against UW Milwaukee in a few
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 8:07 p.m. Retweet
Hard fought win against Chicago Y. Cullen throws to Marolf for universe point. 12-11 Zerks
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 7:55 p.m. Retweet
#zerksdontloseonuniverse 12-11 good guys on a bookends from Junya! Unbelievable game!
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
Don't look now, but it's Universe Point!! 11-11!
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday October 11th, 2014, 6:53 p.m. Retweet
As promised, zerks come out hard and take the first two out of half. 3-7
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