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@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 3:14 p.m. Retweet
Austin with an emphatic hand block, Aidan with a face D, Teder just laid out for a score, it's a nice day in Illinois
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
Playing right next to some Quidditch fields. Hopefully they don't know we're muggles
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 2:44 p.m. Retweet
It took a really long time for us to realize they're playing with only 6 dudes on the field
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 2:42 p.m. Retweet
The score is now 6-4 and Nate already wants BBQ
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 2:37 p.m. Retweet
Mark and Luke with a D, Luke to Mark for the score 5-3 #friendship
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 2:17 p.m. Retweet
What time is it?? DAYTIME!! What are we doing?? QUESTIONING OUR EXISTENCE
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 2:04 p.m. Retweet
Got a couple of sto moms helping me tweet so we'll see how it goes https://t.co/WcKItySOs7
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 1:23 p.m. Retweet
Asked Aidan to play some bangers on the way to the fields, and what he played could best be described as "easy listening"
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @lamecrunch: @ZerksUltimate @thataidankid god aidan educate yourself
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:22 p.m. Retweet
Luke just let himself get cut in line at the waffle maker. Hopefully his defense improves from here today
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
Am I more excited to play tomorrow, or to craft saucy tweets from the sidelines? The world may never know
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:57 a.m. Retweet
Also the Your Teen Angst playlist on Spotify is lit. Dead serious.
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:55 a.m. Retweet
Aidan didn't learn his lesson. He bought one apple pie. The second pie is only like $0.20 more. #Millenials
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:52 a.m. Retweet
@ZerksUltimate also was informed that Will just did the exact same thing an hour ago. We aren't the brightest team.
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
"I wish I had more nuggets" - Aidan
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:36 a.m. Retweet
@ZerksUltimate like personally I'd rather spend 25 cents per nugget than 43 cents per nugget. I'd also prefer to have more nuggets. Idk
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 26th, 2016, 12:33 a.m. Retweet
Aidan literally just bought 10 mcnuggets for 4.29 and it's 20 for 5.00. The man doesn't recognize a bargain when he sees one
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 25th, 2016, 10:13 p.m. Retweet
"Will's neck got tongue punched this week" -your reptilian-limbed frosh, Austin
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 25th, 2016, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
MDMA just folded a gum wrapper into a small origami swan and then decided that was enough work for the day, nap time https://t.co/w7n64PQOnx
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 25th, 2016, 8:50 p.m. Retweet
Aidan with the textbook 10-and-2 hand placement; nice work Aidan https://t.co/zRHuH3AuDz
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 25th, 2016, 7:56 p.m. Retweet
When a handler calls your name for the iso https://t.co/spvr70jdhO
@ZerksUltimate   Thursday March 24th, 2016, 4:33 p.m. Retweet
My reaction when there's a snake in my boot but the mac and cheese is too good https://t.co/wtd0eGsXTq
@ZerksUltimate   Wednesday March 23rd, 2016, 9:13 p.m. Retweet
Team Grace Y'all with the fricket tournament victory #teamgraaace https://t.co/FsGqldNMSi
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday March 22nd, 2016, 4:32 p.m. Retweet
@MasonUltimate yo guys. Could we actually snag film from y'all? I will grovel.
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 6:16 p.m. Retweet
9-13 final, also Princeton's coach skied Darby in a fun point after the game #athlete
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 5:34 p.m. Retweet
Princeton tried to say they took half, but we're better at counting #ivyofthemidwest 4-6
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
More importantly we're now 5-0 in sideline games. Usau pls update rankings accordingly
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
Went from 2-8 half to 10-11. 10-13 final but we're proud of ourselves and we learned a lot. Game vs Princeton soon
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 4:28 p.m. Retweet
We remembered how to play defense and are making a comeback, 7-9 vs Rhode Island
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 3:02 p.m. Retweet
10-14 but spirit was restored in the end, and we're friends now at least
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 2:08 p.m. Retweet
They take half on serve 8-7, we receive out of half
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 1:06 p.m. Retweet
They showed with 5 minutes to spare, we start with a break 1-0
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday March 20th, 2016, 12:51 p.m. Retweet
Zerks in the 9th place bracket, first game in 10 minutes if the other team shows up
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 10:00 p.m. Retweet
Evan with a D, then a picturesque huck to Joe 11-9 good guys win
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 9:01 p.m. Retweet
Now it actually is 5-3, now i just look silly
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 8:56 p.m. Retweet
4-2 not 5-3 I've been informed
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 8:55 p.m. Retweet
Sorry for the lack of updates, we tired. Loss 9-13 to south Florida. Up 5-3 or so to George Mason
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
Two quick points and it's 1-1
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 6:59 p.m. Retweet
13 -7 Ian to David on freshman point for the winner
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 6:29 p.m. Retweet
Break train keeps rolling, 9-3
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 6:08 p.m. Retweet
Two more layout Ds, two more breaks 6-3
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
Another classic debate of accidental vs incidental. Good guys up 4-3
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
Jittery start, 0-2 against Georgia Gwinnett.
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
Pham with a 120 yard flick to Austin, 1-2
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 4:47 p.m. Retweet
3-10 but we won the sideline games during a timeout so it's almost a tie
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 4:35 p.m. Retweet
Cole to #Rolf for 3-8. More importantly James Grace's car made it
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 4:06 p.m. Retweet
Three quick points, 1-2 bad guys
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 2:29 p.m. Retweet
Zerks 13-7 over Armstrong state, playing Unc-asheville after a bye
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 19th, 2016, 2:28 p.m. Retweet
Mark with a big layout D on the first throw of the tournament, quick break to start our season.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 18th, 2016, 3:13 p.m. Retweet
Waffle House strikes back with a sick ham-mer. Exhaustion sets in. Down 3 with 3 hours to hard cap.
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 18th, 2016, 4:31 a.m. Retweet
"Look at all this grass" Derrick in Missouri for the first time https://t.co/B82crxHIec
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 18th, 2016, 2:36 a.m. Retweet
Zerks charging through Iowa, David Mo with the clutch driving skills for the score. Zerks up 70 mph to 0. #southerns
@ZerksUltimate   Friday March 18th, 2016, 1:49 a.m. Retweet
Cole heer. He like horses and silly putty. Turns up wa 2 hard. Professional masseuse. Senior. https://t.co/DozrTV8rdX
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday March 5th, 2016, 7:15 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks any of you goons at the club hockey game?
@ZerksUltimate   Thursday March 3rd, 2016, 12:46 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks what about Michelle? Remember how she was at the reunion...
@ZerksUltimate   Wednesday March 2nd, 2016, 4:03 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks ooooh is she bringing uncle Carlos too? Small wedding, big reception/after party?
@ZerksUltimate   Wednesday March 2nd, 2016, 3:56 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THIS TIME YOUD LIKE TO MEET
@ZerksUltimate   Monday February 22nd, 2016, 7:59 p.m. Retweet
Ey Pham. Dis Alex. He throws pree good. Also has nice calves. From Minnesota. makes a mean hot cocoa. https://t.co/Y6Sr9TVhlq
@ZerksUltimate   Monday February 22nd, 2016, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
Hey this is Mark. Also from Wisco. He likes gymnastics and his hair. He's pretty cool. https://t.co/bszC1y1UZm
@ZerksUltimate   Monday February 22nd, 2016, 3:35 a.m. Retweet
Whattup. This Nate. He's from Wisco. He plays pretty good. He likes jazz and cheese. Makes sense. https://t.co/Nd7vz0OCCa
@ZerksUltimate   Thursday February 18th, 2016, 8:42 p.m. Retweet
foolow us we hav pie in caf 2day
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday February 7th, 2016, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks do nofo proud on Sunday boiz. #bringusasouvenir
@ZerksUltimate   Thursday February 4th, 2016, 3:08 p.m. Retweet
How many Joes does it take to eat an apple?
@ZerksUltimate   Friday January 22nd, 2016, 10:31 p.m. Retweet
@goprocks Is the the Carleton track head coach reppin the GOP? #nofo https://t.co/tzux1bmdBg
@ZerksUltimate   Friday December 25th, 2015, 7:24 a.m. Retweet
Merry Christmas to you and your kin. Also, happy holidays. #filthyanimals
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday December 19th, 2015, 9:54 p.m. Retweet
RT @thataidankid: @austinb_624 @ZerksUltimate he can't reach his full potential without these. #GetSnakearmsHisSnakeArms https://t.co/4CVqy…
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday December 13th, 2015, 4:59 a.m. Retweet
If you're feeling bored, send us money so we can buy #SnakeArms his #snakearms. @austinb_624 https://t.co/xjvxMXmD8H
@ZerksUltimate   Friday December 11th, 2015, 4:19 a.m. Retweet
@SJUultimate We just wish we had a lefty as good as Charlie #GetIt #GapYear #Evan
@ZerksUltimate   Monday December 7th, 2015, 2:48 a.m. Retweet
A special Ben alum made an appearance at Olaf today. Can u guess which one? (Hint: The one that scored more points)
@ZerksUltimate   Saturday November 28th, 2015, 6:41 a.m. Retweet
@goprocks hey loves, wanna plan a get together before Christmas? Maybe a scrim scram? Maybe dinner and a movie? Let us know.
@ZerksUltimate   Thursday November 26th, 2015, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
Happy thanksgiving, ya filthy animals. #gorgeyourself
@ZerksUltimate   Wednesday November 25th, 2015, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
Bedtime thoughts: What if my parents don't believe in Santa? How many times can Ben Liska call himself the GOAT before he explodes? #struggs
@ZerksUltimate   Tuesday November 17th, 2015, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @b0redinbucks: i wanna wake up to see this having 460,000 retweets. don't let me down. let this be known: https://t.co/otyNT4hwqC
@ZerksUltimate   Thursday November 12th, 2015, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
Please help! St. Olaf's women's team, @STOWomensUlti, is trying to raise money for new jerseys due to a name change. https://t.co/0eyCtocgOV
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 7:50 p.m. Retweet
Big shout out to jack for live tweeting this weekend. #TOTHEDELLS
@ZerksUltimate   Sunday October 11th, 2015, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
7-1 Oliver from ellingson is the best JC
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