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@ChicagoNemesis is the Twitter account for Nemesis (USAU Club Women's 2012)

Games involving @ChicagoNemesis
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 8 - 11 Molly Brown 21 tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 12 - 9 Capitals 24 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 9 Brute Squad 30 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 5 - 15 Fury 19 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 4 Schwa 21 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 16 - 14 Capitals 31 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
Most recent tweets
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
Decided on a Three Strike Rule, whereupon offender commits 3 violations and must become a Registered Malort Offender. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
Also decided that Prosecutor must never wear pants. If the Prosecutor wears pants, it will be declared an automatic mistrial. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
Worried that Risa might become a revolving door offender, still not understanding the grievances charged against her at #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
Our concern, however, is for repeat offenders of the GroupMe. Thoughts on prison reform possibilities discussed. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
On reflection of the happenings of last night's #malortcourt, we conclude Risa really beat #malortcourt with her puppy face power move.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
"I teethed on scotch" which Nemesis player said this?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:24 a.m. Retweet
Can we take all the smokers in the bar to #malortcourt?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:23 a.m. Retweet
On the live band: "Is this karaoke?" #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:22 a.m. Retweet
When local Texans joke about Ebola............ #halp
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
When local Texas joke about Ebola............ #halp
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
Considering pressing charges for bad jokes for taking away time we'll never get back. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
Just kidding. #malortcourt is back on. Establishing shenanigans in flip cup proceedings. It's possible Vandevoort cheated. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Thanks for following us during our proceedings of #malortcourt. We're on our way to get ourselves ready for CJ's. See y'all there!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
A lot of questions remain. Like WHO IS BEHIND NEMENICE?!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
Rewarding the captains with Malort for their good work. Things are expressed differently in #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
Are there still proceedings? Apparently proceedings against the Nemesis captains. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
She describes it as Orange Peels soaked in Mouthwash. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
Sara Scott still deciding how to react form her Malort Punishment.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
Still unclear on how Kray is going down for the punishment, but better her than me. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @ultimatepulse: Follow @ChicagoNemesis on Twitter for at least the next fifteen minutes. @EhmZiv @Skyd_LiamRosen
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @ultimatepulse: .@EhmZiv @Skyd_LiamRosen @ChicagoNemesis Sorry I'm not paying attention the game, there's a new episode of Law & Order #…
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Tots counting who is red and green on the workout log. Neither her or Sara Scott are guilty on the fitness log.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Sara Scott thinks it is impossible to edit googledocs on her iphone. This is just false.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
I'm not sure what happened, all of a sudden, Kray is charged with the Malort shots.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
That last tweet is to be stricken from the record. Let the record show.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
Bolt turns it out on the captains for not holding Sara Scott accountable.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
Tots spins it, in looking out for the team's fitness.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
We can't blame Sara Scott for not filling out the fitness log because she didn't know, but perhaps WE CAN BLAME TOTS.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
Settlement has been reached. Charges against Sara Scott still unclear. Call for order in the #malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
But it has yet to be confirmed if she had access in August, when she still did not fill out the fitness log.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
Tots apparently fills her in with important Nemesis updates. Tots may be incriminating herself.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
Sara Scott didn't have computer access in July, which excuses not filling out the fitness log (and charging us with BURPEES at practice).
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
While conspiracy to commit murder may have been very high profile, given the publicity of #sarascottfacts, this may be more high profile.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
Captain Hadel may be called in as another witness, waiting for proceedings.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
Expert Witness called upon again to confirm that Sara Scott had not actually checked any of her email in July.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
Another sidebar between public defender and prosecutor. This is looking shady and like a poor outcome for witness Sara Scott. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Still establishing the technical capacities of Sara Scott.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Witness Sara Scott: "I believe I have used google docs and I think what is called google chat."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Craziness is happening what is happening #malortcourt http://t.co/DMdNfEZ4Za
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:03 a.m. Retweet
and in #MalortCourt, we do things differently.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:03 a.m. Retweet
Expert Witness authenticated. Witness Sara Scott confused about proper proceedings, Honorable Judge Beef confirms that it is #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
"Can you explain to the jury what the computer is?" "Is this necessary?" It is established that Sara Scott has a mac.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
We do not forget to swear in Toter Totterson this time.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
It is established that Sara Scott does, in fact, use a computer. Let's remind everybody that she IS under oath here at @malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
Expert witness, Toter Totterson, called to the stand to establish what "technical proficiency" means.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:00 a.m. Retweet
Witness Sara Scott very confused, public defender unsure she is ready to take the stand. Calls out prosecutor for still not wearing pants.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
One last case against #SaraScott, who just walked in late.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
Public defender admits personal bias, asked to remove herself. Overruled. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:57 a.m. Retweet
Kim calls her Malort tasting a "fresh wipe of baby diaper poop that got put into the Chicago River, with a peppermint infusion."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:57 a.m. Retweet
Jury finds public defender and prosecutor guilty of badgering and overall shenanigans. Both charged with one short. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:56 a.m. Retweet
No agreement has been reached. Jury to present their findings. Jury finds defendant NOT GUILTY.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
Come to think of it, there have been a lot of "brief recesses" for the public defender and prosecutor to "discuss." #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:55 a.m. Retweet
Twisted #malortcourt scheming potentially happening. Risa might be being urged to settle. This sounds corrupt, but it is @malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:53 a.m. Retweet
Everything Is Awesome comes up to prove some sort of point.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:53 a.m. Retweet
Poor prosecution against Risa, defense did not have to do much. Jury is out deliberating.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:53 a.m. Retweet
Prosecutor @Meagles000 flirting HARD with the jury. Tells @kraynolds90 that she smells like fast food. Says it's not a bad thing.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:52 a.m. Retweet
This is the puppy face that has thrown the entire #MALORTCOURT http://t.co/ZkekHrGg1O
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:51 a.m. Retweet
Risa asked to show in an emoticon how much she loves her team.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
It's looking like a puppyface mistrial. The prosecution has rested.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
Prosecution in the #malortcourt. There is no order in the #malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:50 a.m. Retweet
"Tell me how you think the GroupMe should be used." "To tell my life story." I believe the Prosecution was not expecting this answer.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:49 a.m. Retweet
It is established that Risa has a smartphone, a schmancy-fancy one.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:48 a.m. Retweet
This case will require a monetary judgment. Risa sworn in. Flexing bailiff's accent gets better every time #blessed
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:48 a.m. Retweet
Last case called upon the court. Risa is called to the court and I think we all know. Of course, she says, "I don't know why" #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
court stenographer carol li to resume tweeting #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
bolt believes she's been framed. carol li says she was only a victim in this case. the punishment is enacted regardless.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:46 a.m. Retweet
settlement in carol li v. nemesis is presented. bolt and carol li take a shot of malort
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
prosecutor: "uh... i can't NOT lead her on this." defense believes the prosecution's ineptitude is moving good places for her client.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:44 a.m. Retweet
carol li overturns her own objection.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:44 a.m. Retweet
carol li: "objection, that's not true." can the witness call objection? #suspicious
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:43 a.m. Retweet
defense @KimStreff requests recess with her client. prosecutor @Meagles000 still may not be wearing pants.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:41 a.m. Retweet
exhibit a submitted. defense: "exhibit not properly authenticated." prosecution: "who cares."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:41 a.m. Retweet
prosecution moves to remove bolt from the court room for personal safety reasons. bolt is on the jury. prosecution settles for 4ft. radius.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:40 a.m. Retweet
carol li is charged with conspiracy to commit murder (conspiring with herself) and verbal assault over the groupme.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:39 a.m. Retweet
stenography duties taken over by jj. carol li is sworn in.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:39 a.m. Retweet
Next case against stenographer Carol Li. This presents an issue since the stenographer is on trial....
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
Public defender assures her that the Malort punishment would have been the same, even if they settled.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:37 a.m. Retweet
Because Jackie didn't even know the HDMI cord was necessary and b/c she didn't even SHOW UP to the viewing, the jury finds her guilty.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:36 a.m. Retweet
Jury has had a short deliberation. Laura's testimony was thrown out because she was not sworn in .
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:35 a.m. Retweet
She presented nothing. She promised nothing. She delivered nothing. There is no case, because Jackie was useless. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:35 a.m. Retweet
Eyewitness testimony proves that Jackie was useless that night and the HDMI cord was unnecessary and couldn't offer anything. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:33 a.m. Retweet
"That infraction on GroupMe was a LIE to all of the beautiful ladies in the room."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:33 a.m. Retweet
Closing arguments in Jackie v. Nemesis to begin shortly.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:32 a.m. Retweet
Honorable Judge Beef urges Kim to get to her point. Laura points out that an HDMI cable wasn't even necessary to begin with. #TWIST
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
Laura Moore called to the stand, but there may be complications, as Laura is also on the jury. Waiting for a ruling.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
There are a lot of high pitched noises now.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
Public defender asking witness about the "HGI blah blah". Now asking to bring Risa to the stand. Quickly changes her mind. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
Public defender @KimStreff is moving for a mistrial on the basis that @Meagles000 may not be wearing pants.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
Message to be authenticated by our expert witness, Tots.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:27 a.m. Retweet
Prosecutor @Meagles000 entering Exhibit A into evidence. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
Judge Beef is ruling that Yes/No questions are perfectly fine in direct examinations. #questionable #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
Short recess for the witness to regain composure. Attorneys asked to approach the bench. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
Prosecutor @Meagles000 is being slammed with objections. Waiting for Judge to rule.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
Charge against Jackie is for promising an HDMI cord and then NOT BRINGING IT. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
"Objection, asking for a narrative, but you can answer." #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
Currently unclear what the charge against Jackie is. Laura, DePalma, and Sipp, and Sam nominated for the jury. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
Next defendant brought before the court, Jackie currently getting sworn in by the bailiff with big muscles.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
Stazi reminded she is under oath here at #MALORTCOURT
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:15 a.m. Retweet
Public defender admits she doesn't want to lose based on technicalities. #MalortCourt
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