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@ChicagoNemesis is the Twitter account for Nemesis (USAU Club Women's 2012)

Games involving @ChicagoNemesis
Time Team Result Team Tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 8 - 11 Molly Brown 21 tweets
October 27th, 2012 Nemesis 12 - 9 Capitals 24 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 9 Brute Squad 30 tweets
October 26th, 2012 Nemesis 5 - 15 Fury 19 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 4 Schwa 21 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 16 - 14 Capitals 31 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
October 25th, 2012 Nemesis 15 - 16 Scandal 32 tweets
Most recent tweets
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
first team all grams award goes to jessi!!! @jroled 😈🏆
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:27 a.m. Retweet
first team all cool award goes to danks!!! #nemmys 😈🏆
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
first team all EMT award goes to willie!!! @e_willingham 🏆😈
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
first team all cat lady award goes to duffy!!! #nemmys 😈🏆
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
first team all poster child award goes to anna thorn!!! @annaVthorn
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
first team all tastemaker award goes to abby shure!!! @ashure
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:22 a.m. Retweet
update: awards will all be “first team all _____”
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
the 2018 captains have officially welcomed us to the #nemmys https://t.co/rmDvIZ6jyO
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 13th, 2019, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
we’ve sent a correspondent from the nemE network for the live red carpet: https://t.co/ZDYdthEaGQ
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday January 12th, 2019, 11:49 p.m. Retweet
one hour and 11 minutes until the #nemmys commence and shots have been FIRED. 🔥🏆 https://t.co/lmBIDAl84F
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday January 12th, 2019, 3:10 p.m. Retweet
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!! the nemmy’s will begin promptly at 7 pm CT tonight and we couldn’t be more excited. join us… https://t.co/ZVzs8doiJ3
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday January 7th, 2019, 11:21 p.m. Retweet
i’m sorry, this should have asked, “what kind of milk *do* we like?” but i could not properly assess my spelling th… https://t.co/ixWSXezGdC
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday January 7th, 2019, 8:40 p.m. Retweet
WHAT KIND OF MILK SO WE LIKE?! SKIM SKIM SKIM!!! 🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛 congratulations, skim! we are so proud of you! https://t.co/V56O5g7sfY
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday January 6th, 2019, 4:41 p.m. Retweet
proud of you, @shrimpschrampi! 🎉😈👩🏼‍🔬 https://t.co/8yQirMj9gY
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday January 1st, 2019, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
😍😈💕 congratulations to you both! we love you all so much 💕 https://t.co/G3z7KAGoiJ
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday December 13th, 2018, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
things are underway here 💭 a big thanks to @jenni_jean93 for leading the discussion tonight! https://t.co/iMn34coJTw
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday December 12th, 2018, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
CHICAGO!!! there’s a meeting TONIGHT to discuss women’s professional ultimate in our city. it’s at 6:30 pm in the a… https://t.co/hS0Bv0FSir
@ChicagoNemesis   Wednesday December 12th, 2018, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
😱😱🎉🎉🎉🎉 (also HBD @Chipadelphia12 and also WATCH AND DONATE!!! @skyisredfilm!) https://t.co/SH7hYEPbrR
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday November 22nd, 2018, 3:04 p.m. Retweet
happy thanksgiving! we are thankful for each other, for our coaches @lindseyhack and maya, for @rprasad5 and his sl… https://t.co/ikwUl3wW7g
@ChicagoNemesis   Friday November 16th, 2018, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
big thanks to @FulcrumPro for taking the time to hear our feedback on #ETV3! 💕
@ChicagoNemesis   Friday November 9th, 2018, 8:09 p.m. Retweet
we love when @MKOAnder pumps us up 😈😈😈 #equitythroughvisibility #usaunats https://t.co/7TzwLaBHo5
@ChicagoNemesis   Tuesday November 6th, 2018, 11:55 p.m. Retweet
we are voters! bum ba dum bum bum bum bum 👍🏻 fun fact: city district voters don’t get stickers anymore because cit… https://t.co/veh8gSXxS7
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday November 1st, 2018, 9:31 p.m. Retweet
“it’s about what the future of the WNBA can mean to *all people.* it’s about what the excellence of female athletes… https://t.co/XqwgOnvR5f
@ChicagoNemesis   Friday October 26th, 2018, 5:51 p.m. Retweet
this may be the highest we’ve finished as a program in a while and we are so proud! thank you to all of our opponen… https://t.co/o09gbsMDD8
@ChicagoNemesis   Thursday October 25th, 2018, 9:26 p.m. Retweet
fun fact: on friday/saturday, foster scored at every corner cone of the end zone 😱😈 thanks @FulcrumPro and #ETV3 fo… https://t.co/LWeuhWgNIW
@ChicagoNemesis   Monday October 22nd, 2018, 7:08 p.m. Retweet
still dreaming of #USAUNats and plays by our teammates like this one of @e_willingham captured by @FulcrumPro as pa… https://t.co/L80DD3fLUb
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:32 a.m. Retweet
RT @adamswright: @ChicagoNemesis Can Nemesis and Mario Party create a class action lawsuit of Sur for how her reckless behavior has hurt bo…
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:14 a.m. Retweet
And that wraps up #MalortCourt for 2018. Prosecution has rested their cases against all guilty parties. There's no… https://t.co/PkPWkF2sPS
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:13 a.m. Retweet
Finally. Sur's closing statement: "Can I just take my shot?" YES THX FINALLY #MalortCourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:12 a.m. Retweet
"I think you're confusing insanity and stupidity" Zing.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:11 a.m. Retweet
Sur is going to attempt to make her case thru an insanity plea for making dumb choices over the past 4 seasons. So… https://t.co/uNpzKQv4O4
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:10 a.m. Retweet
Oh, prosecution's case has taken a new turn. If kickball injured your hamstrings, and you actively recruited other… https://t.co/e6FG3YXpoT
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
Sur: "Is now the time I'm supposed to plead insanity?"
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:09 a.m. Retweet
Sur, literally, the jury is telling you to plead the 5th.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:08 a.m. Retweet
P: Ok. How are you hamstrings feeling? Sur: Not great. P: Do you play kickball during your nemesis season? Sur… https://t.co/uFarikwhqk
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:06 a.m. Retweet
Injuries sustained by Sur while not wearing a helmet while biking and deciding to save her coffee and flip over her… https://t.co/mN72VRiFIk
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:04 a.m. Retweet
P: Sur, can you ride your bike with no hands? Sur: Yes.... as long as there are not potholes. It should be noted… https://t.co/zhRf2Od9gx
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
P: When your dad taught you how to ride a bike, what protective gear did he have you wear? Sur: Helmet, knee pads,… https://t.co/n2bZY9tqlK
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
Prosecutor: Sur. How are you feeling? Body-wise. Sur: Like complete ass. Prosecutor: Who taught you how to ride a bike? Sur: My dad.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:00 a.m. Retweet
Final (I think) case of the night. O-line vs. Christina Sur.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 4:00 a.m. Retweet
And final citation to (Darling Diva) DANGER DANKS for LOSING HER CLEATS almost twice, but definitely once. Thanks… https://t.co/v0YA1utOfT
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:59 a.m. Retweet
Jessi taken to #MalortCourt for...... liking malort?!?!?! what a weirdo.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:59 a.m. Retweet
Sipp taken to #MalortCourt for having the WORST practice attendance of the season!!! Wow, this was a huge power mo… https://t.co/GVBZsDrYRz
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:58 a.m. Retweet
Jenni taken to #MalortCourt FOR FREAKING FORGETTING HER CLEATS TO THE BIGGEST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR R U KIDDIN ME
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:57 a.m. Retweet
Citation for Abby: For all you did right, you did one (huge) wrong. In organizing rides back to the airport, you FO… https://t.co/VVFYtNV0GD
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
Liz serves her punishment, but she also brings up a few other teammates who were late through the #honorsystem. HA… https://t.co/xJPBR6rkUe
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:53 a.m. Retweet
Liz has appeared to sway the jury. Also some points were made that I can't share here. OMG.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
Jessi called to the stand. Liz: "Do you think that I should have had to have watched you participate in 4-lines dr… https://t.co/uCW8Jw5VeK
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:51 a.m. Retweet
Liz calls Sipp to the stand. "What time were we supposed to be cleated and ready for the biggest tournament of ou… https://t.co/NLOrg2Dq3L
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:50 a.m. Retweet
Liz attempts to present her defense "It's Lizness time." Judge won't allow it. But Liz proceeds anyway. Because… https://t.co/CpJRMj4SKh
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:48 a.m. Retweet
Oh but here we are. We're still questioning. "What are the qualities of a good teammate." "Well, they are welcom… https://t.co/nTW6lTy56l
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
Liz, I'd just take the shot. Your case don't look good.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
Liz on the stand now. I don't know why we're questioning her. Look at her. She looks guilty. But maybe everyone l… https://t.co/6b9kDfSusJ
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
Schram was injured on August 12th (her bday, sad, but don't you forget it). But post-injury, it has been establishe… https://t.co/51SkPWocT3
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:43 a.m. Retweet
Schram flexed in as a witness. "Can you tell us what your role was on Nemesis?" "I was a practice player." real q… https://t.co/2Qict97Igj
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
Captain Sipp called to the stand to establish when most practices begin and what the expectations are. It is expect… https://t.co/9wbERfvK5Y
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
oh no there's some drama prosecutor allie v. prosecutor abby. this is great. pass the popcorn.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
Someone hurt Hadel's feelings and that is NOT OK WHO DID IT I'M GONNA FIND YOU #MALORTCOURT
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
Case #2. Nemesis v. Liz, for always being late and having no repercussions. "Well, #MalortCourt, that is the repercussion."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
Next citation for Skim hurting herself in IM VOLLEYBALL RIGHT BEFORE NATIONALS @NUTultimate @GungHoUltimate how cou… https://t.co/lHM1MQaZwM
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
Second round of citations up now. Risa up first. Something about picking out dances we can't learn because they're too complicated.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
MK taking a shot for this nemewho: "I was kind of a big deal in college." Yeah, that was her. @fightingfetuses #MalortCourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:35 a.m. Retweet
The judge has deliberated. One shot of malort each. Precedent set: Don't use pet names @ prac.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
OH AND JJ JUST THREW ANNA UNDER THE BUS FOR NEVER BEING ABLE TO HEAR HER NAME ON THE FIELD
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:34 a.m. Retweet
Anna has now presented the 14th Amendment's Equal Protection Clause. DAMN SHE HAS A CASE. YIKEESSSS
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:33 a.m. Retweet
JJ: "Risa, have I ever called you 'Risa babe' on the field" "yes." JJ: "Beth, has Anna ever called you 'Bethie-babe' on the field?" "Yes."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:32 a.m. Retweet
Defendants are ready to present their defense. They are first calling Risa to the stand. INTERESTING MOVE. YIKES.… https://t.co/UHS0aBPSyM
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:31 a.m. Retweet
"Well this situation could have been avoided if we weren't on the same line." Prosecutor Abby: "And exactly *what… https://t.co/9cxFs371u0
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
"Have you ever heard the use of a pet name at practice?" Let the record show "YEA" was answered across the board. #MalortCourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:29 a.m. Retweet
JJ, co-defendant #1 called up to the stand. "How long have you been dating this person on Nemesis?" "Well that's… https://t.co/RkElfl5rvB
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:26 a.m. Retweet
Ok big case #1 coming up. *Nemesis v. Anna & JJ.* Overarching charge: lack of professionalism. The entire D line… https://t.co/IGiLspDQlz
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:25 a.m. Retweet
Square drinks her malort without hearing her charge. She knows she's guilty.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
this is jj again, carol got another citation for leaving ESC early even though she already had a job #antipartycarol
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:24 a.m. Retweet
For THORN, for not coming to pod
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:22 a.m. Retweet
court stenographer carol li is called up for citation... standby steno jj on the twitter
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:22 a.m. Retweet
carol cited for doing keg stands and shotgunning beers without nemesis #partycarol #shesguilty
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:22 a.m. Retweet
Multiple citations against Cassie: #1. Thinks she's good at parallel parking, enters vehicle front first. #2. NOT W… https://t.co/xvzZlXdrju
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
Real quick s/o to Mons for taking two malort shots before 11am this morning.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:20 a.m. Retweet
Prosecutors Allie & Abby: We thought that our legal cases weren't enough last year. This year, we have citations as… https://t.co/RGQP3pbVBA
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:18 a.m. Retweet
ALL RISE for the Honorable Judge Sara Miller. #MalortCourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 21st, 2018, 3:15 a.m. Retweet
#MalortCourt is a court of vengeance, not a court of justice. Puhlease.
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 20th, 2018, 7:11 p.m. Retweet
Rips*.... autocorrect, amiright?
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 20th, 2018, 6:04 p.m. Retweet
@PhillyAMP Who made this sign let’s take them to #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 20th, 2018, 6:03 p.m. Retweet
While #malortcourt is in recess, want to take a second to s/o my neme-teammates for a wonderful season. You ladies… https://t.co/xf3CWkRIDd
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 20th, 2018, 5:54 p.m. Retweet
Continuance for later tonight. Follow us for the 2018 edition of #MalortCourt. We don’t tolerate shenanigans here a… https://t.co/LkmB0rSmHT
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 20th, 2018, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
Count two: FOR LEAVING NATIONALS EARLY AND CANT PARTY W HER TEAM “Why do you play the sport of ultimate?” “Because… https://t.co/kCx4EEXvQc
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 20th, 2018, 5:49 p.m. Retweet
Two charges against Mons: Count 1 for stating “I have never had malort before” — guilty
@ChicagoNemesis   Saturday October 20th, 2018, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
Bringing #magicmightymadMon to court. “I can’t be there on Saturday night” is no excuse for #MalortCourt.
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