@CU_Uplo

@CU_Uplo is the Twitter account for Columbia University ()

Most recent tweets
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
Bird hammers to ari #birdistheword 15-8. Game to 18 now.
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 2:00 a.m. Retweet
Mazur throws a nice crossfield hammer. Who knows, maybe the rumble will score more than 6 points against the caps this year. 14-7
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:56 a.m. Retweet
13-7. The sooner this game ends, the sooner we get jj's. #chickenfingers
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:49 a.m. Retweet
Matty to Paul "Oh" Kay. 11-7
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:48 a.m. Retweet
Rasco hammers to Xander. 11-6
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
Ben uses a clutch 5 second stall count to force a turn.
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:40 a.m. Retweet
Greg hammers to @mlee963 #tbt to 2013. 10-6 alums
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:38 a.m. Retweet
Batman capitalizes on a 3-on-1 fast break on the goal line by calling a timeout. 9-6 old people still
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:27 a.m. Retweet
We hold. I really should have worn pants. 8-6 alums
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:26 a.m. Retweet
Halftime trivia question presented by @ExpressDrugsNYC : What is mike's totally real nickname? Answer at the end of the game!
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:21 a.m. Retweet
Alums scored to bring us to #halftime. We'll be back after a word from our sponsor
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
Paul just skied mazur. @NYRumble should probably opt out of that contract now
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:17 a.m. Retweet
Dennis scoobers to Derek for the break. 6-5
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:11 a.m. Retweet
Fun fact: suozzo's name autocorrects to "dioxide". Also, he scored. 6-4 geriatric squad
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:09 a.m. Retweet
Mazur turfs a reset. Just kidding, he threw a 70 yard io backhand huck. 6-3 alums
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:06 a.m. Retweet
Dennis cuts deep, Xander lays out and misses beautifully. 5-3 old guys
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:05 a.m. Retweet
Make that 5-2 after they break us #wooo
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
It's something like 4-2 right now, alums on top #atleastwerestillincollege
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 31st, 2015, 1:01 a.m. Retweet
We're scrimmaging the alums. A lot of good players on that team, and @chrismazur
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 10:01 p.m. Retweet
Great weekend for @CU_NYPD finally getting outside going 6-2 and for NYPD Alum Emma Kahle over at @uwelement #WeLoveOurWomen #CUPride
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:57 a.m. Retweet
Okay, looks like we're done here. Thanks for hosting @NYUUltimate . Have a good night!
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
The dark knight rises. 15-11 the final. Good game @NYUUltimate
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:42 a.m. Retweet
They hold on a nice upline. 14-11
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:39 a.m. Retweet
He's the hero we need, not the hero we deserve. Batman with the goal 14-10
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:32 a.m. Retweet
Haze stops the bleeding. 13-9
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:20 a.m. Retweet
Dennis turns down the open backhand bcuz he wants to catch the goal instead. 12/7
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:18 a.m. Retweet
Matty to bryce! 10-7 after the break
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:12 a.m. Retweet
Tim to guess who? David again. 9-7
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:10 a.m. Retweet
They break to start the second. 8-7
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
We break! 8-6 at the half #weplayingthrough
@CU_Uplo   Sunday March 29th, 2015, 12:01 a.m. Retweet
They hold on a nice catch from the ground. 6-6
@CU_Uplo   Saturday March 28th, 2015, 11:58 p.m. Retweet
We call TO 20 yards from the end zone. Still 6-5
@CU_Uplo   Saturday March 28th, 2015, 11:52 p.m. Retweet
Rutgers to Bredline again. 6-4
@CU_Uplo   Saturday March 28th, 2015, 11:43 p.m. Retweet
They break back on a nice upline grab. 5-5
@CU_Uplo   Saturday March 28th, 2015, 11:37 p.m. Retweet
Derek snags the break 5-3 uplo
@CU_Uplo   Saturday March 28th, 2015, 11:33 p.m. Retweet
David scores his 1,324th goal of the tournament. 4-3,good guys
@CU_Uplo   Saturday March 28th, 2015, 11:15 p.m. Retweet
Nyu ties it up 1-1. Winner of this game gets Randall's island
@CU_Uplo   Saturday March 28th, 2015, 11:14 p.m. Retweet
Sorry everybody we suck at tweeting. We're 2-0 and are up against nyu 1-0
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 27th, 2015, 4:17 p.m. Retweet
remember that time we lost a lot of money because some idiot in maryland didnt have their shit together, we do.
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 11:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @NYRumble: He’s back! We’re excited to announce we’ve re-signed @chrismazur for a 3rd season! Read more: http://t.co/q30mcNoTpK http://t…
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:47 a.m. Retweet
Cincy wins! Feel bad for Purdue though, hopefully they can make a run in the backdoor bracket
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:40 a.m. Retweet
This is a long ass universe point. So many foul calls #SpiritoftheGame #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:30 a.m. Retweet
Cincinnati just tied the game as hard cap went on! Universe point, baby!
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:29 a.m. Retweet
UNC wins! Strong performance from redline though, they were probably underseeded as a 13 #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:28 a.m. Retweet
Foul called, no contest #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:27 a.m. Retweet
Darkside gets the D and their d-line converts. they're up by a break. #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:25 a.m. Retweet
We switched to Purdue-Cincy. Glad to see so much ultimate on TV #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:24 a.m. Retweet
Red line calls another timeout. Not sure how many floaters they get #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:23 a.m. Retweet
Harvard scores...plus the foul! continuation rule, play on #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:20 a.m. Retweet
Red Line calls timeout. Stall coming in at 6 #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:19 a.m. Retweet
@UNC_Darkside scores three goals quickly. Fucking experimental rules
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:18 a.m. Retweet
@HarvardRedLine needs to score quickly or else hard cap will go on #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:14 a.m. Retweet
Holy shit Harvard's down only three! Go Ivy League bros! #MarchMadness
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:13 a.m. Retweet
Switched to watching basketball. "Yo, hampton's going all the way this year" -Isaiah. Switched back to puzzle. #UploVsPuzzle
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 1:04 a.m. Retweet
In other news, we just made our 1,000th tweet! We'd like to thank @ExpressDrugsNYC for making all that we do possible.
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 12:45 a.m. Retweet
"At this rate, if we get one piece for every fifteen seconds and we'll, like..." -@YourFavUncle #math
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 12:43 a.m. Retweet
Breaking: Backwoods gets his first piece after 2 hours 56 min. Still beats Isaiah's disc time. #UploVsPuzzle
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 12:39 a.m. Retweet
"Half the balloon is black, 100%" -@YourFavUncle #math
@CU_Uplo   Friday March 20th, 2015, 12:35 a.m. Retweet
Uplo drunk puzzling feat. @CU_NYPD and Tim's pajama pants #roadtonationals http://t.co/pPmh9Imm8N
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 4:24 p.m. Retweet
RT @ExpressDrugsNYC: @CU_Uplo we are back, but pretty upset you never revealed the age of Jon "professor steal yo girl" Wong.
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 4:02 a.m. Retweet
Thanks for following along folks. Over under 3 days till this account gets suspended. Have a good night!
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 4:01 a.m. Retweet
In unrelated news, @ExpressDrugsNYC just unfollowed us
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 4:00 a.m. Retweet
Yeah so marguerite hit the final three shots to win. As the saying goes, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's how much Jon sucks
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:59 a.m. Retweet
"Hit the fucking shot, asshole" -Saggy #SpiritoftheGame
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
Never mind saggy just hit the rebuttal #fuckhimiwasgoingtoplaynext
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
We're in overtime now. The tension is so thick you could cut it with jon's left nipple
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:54 a.m. Retweet
Devon hits the Rick Barry free throw for the win!!!!!!! #areyoufuckingkiddingme #DoYouBelieveInMiracles #giantballs
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:52 a.m. Retweet
We're all tied at one cup left here, folks. #suspense
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:47 a.m. Retweet
Holy shit marguerite hits a shot! #itshappening #themayanswereright
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
Jon Wong hits a shot!!!! I'm flipping through book of revelations to figure out what happens next
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
Devon's belt is doing jack shit to keep his pants up. Also, he just tied the game #jonstillsucks
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:45 a.m. Retweet
Breaking: jon's nipples are hella long #livetweet #BreakingNews
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:44 a.m. Retweet
Devon has his shirt off because it's shirt off o'clock apparently #asifheneededtheexcuse
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:43 a.m. Retweet
S&M are maintaining their three cup lead. Can Jon lead a comeback? Spoiler alert: no
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
Devon hits the chandelier and it bounces back. I'm not making any of this up, folks
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:42 a.m. Retweet
"Ed do push-ups" -Gilboy. By the end of the night ed's arms will go from spaghetti to at least fettuccine
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:41 a.m. Retweet
Both teams are 0 for their last 6 #roadtonationals
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:40 a.m. Retweet
Jon's shot misses a good two feet left #devoncarrythisteam
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:39 a.m. Retweet
Holy shit S&M are still up three #upsetalert #ESPN
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:38 a.m. Retweet
Jon's doing push-ups #bitchcup
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:37 a.m. Retweet
Saggy's playing with makers mark #hestillsucks #fuckhimfortakingmyspot
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
S&M are up three cups already #cheaters
@CU_Uplo   Tuesday March 17th, 2015, 3:36 a.m. Retweet
Jon and Devon vs saggy and marguerite at beer pong #getyourpopcornready
@CU_Uplo   Monday March 16th, 2015, 9:47 p.m. Retweet
I posted 88 photos on Facebook in the album "Atlantic City 2015" http://t.co/uM58MAVI3e
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