ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 9, 2016 | Montrose Five-0 | 6 | W 11-3 | 1 - 0 |
| July 9, 2016 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 5 | W 8-7 | 2 - 0 |
| July 9, 2016 | Elusive | 5 | L 8-10 | 2 - 1 |
| July 10, 2016 | Easy in Bed | L 9-11 | 2 - 2 | |
| July 10, 2016 | America, Huck Yeah! | 21 | L 7-11 | 2 - 3 |
| July 10, 2016 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 20 | W 11-7 | 3 - 3 |
| July 10, 2016 | Sons and Daughters of Valhalla | 20 | 0-0 | 3 - 3 |
| July 10, 2016 | Easy in Bed | L 9-11 | 3 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 9, 2016 | 2016 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 5 | Tweets |
