ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2016 | We Throw with Dwarfs | 0-0 | 0 - 0 | |
| July 7, 2016 | Oompa-Loompas | 0-0 | 0 - 0 | |
| July 7, 2016 | The Groovy Dictators | 0-0 | 0 - 0 | |
| July 7, 2016 | D3 Douches | 5 | W 3-1 | 1 - 0 |
| July 7, 2016 | Weekly Nerds | 4 | L 1-7 | 1 - 1 |
| July 7, 2016 | Here for Beer | 3 | W 2-1 | 2 - 1 |
| July 8, 2016 | Oompa-Loompas | 4 | 0-0 | 2 - 1 |
| July 9, 2016 | We Throw with Dwarfs | 3 | 0-0 | 2 - 1 |
| July 10, 2016 | Multiple Scoregasms | 4 | 0-0 | 2 - 1 |
| July 11, 2016 | Love Good Grades | 1 | 0-0 | 2 - 1 |