ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Never Nude | 1 | L 11-12 | 0 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Boomcity Pandas | 4 | W 12-11 | 1 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 4 | W 12-11 | 2 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 9 | L 7-11 | 2 - 2 |
| August 3, 2014 | Slumber Party | 19 | L 7-11 | 2 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | American Gladiators | 17 | W 11-10 | 3 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | Montrose Five-0 | 19 | W 11-10 | 4 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 25 | Tweets |
