| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Super Funk | 8 | L 5-11 | 0 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Sand in all the Wrong Places | 8 | L 5-11 | 0 - 2 |
| August 2, 2014 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 9 | L 4-11 | 0 - 3 |
| August 2, 2014 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 4 | L 7-11 | 0 - 4 |
| August 3, 2014 | I Mustache You A Question | 6 | 11-7 | 0 - 4 |
| August 3, 2014 | BUFF Jam | 4 | L 8-11 | 0 - 5 |
| August 3, 2014 | MHC | 7 | L 99-100 | 0 - 6 |
