ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | I Mustache You A Question | 8 | W 11-3 | 1 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | Stabby McRobot | 8 | W 11-10 | 2 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | Big Fun | 12 | L 9-11 | 2 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Yacht Club | 17 | L 8-11 | 2 - 2 |
| August 3, 2014 | Never Nude | 15 | 0-0 | 2 - 2 |
| August 3, 2014 | Bearded Clams | 13 | W 11-5 | 3 - 2 |
| August 3, 2014 | Beach'd | 24 | L 6-7 | 3 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 1 | Tweets |
