ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Beaches and Cream | 11 | L 10-11 | 0 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Minnesota Sex Police | 11 | W 11-7 | 1 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Holy Mackerel | 11 | W 11-5 | 2 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Hoffman's Mom | 20 | L 7-11 | 2 - 2 |
| August 3, 2014 | Awkward Turtles | 23 | L 9-10 | 2 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | The Sandy V's | 21 | W 11-8 | 3 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | Mr. Dufflebag | 22 | L 4-11 | 3 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 7 | Tweets |
