ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Mario Party | 17 | L 4-11 | 0 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Hoffman's Mom | 18 | L 0-11 | 0 - 2 |
| August 2, 2014 | Etown Boomtown | 17 | W 11-10 | 1 - 2 |
| August 2, 2014 | Holy Mackerel | 19 | W 11-10 | 2 - 2 |
| August 3, 2014 | Beachface | 17 | L 10-11 | 2 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | Mrs. Fannypack | 17 | L 10-11 | 2 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 22 | Tweets |
