ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Mrs. Fannypack | 20 | W 11-5 | 1 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | Awkward Turtles | 20 | W 11-8 | 2 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | Beachface | 20 | W 11-5 | 3 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | The Sandy V's | 20 | W 11-3 | 4 - 0 |
| August 3, 2014 | Mario Party | 20 | W 11-7 | 5 - 0 |
| August 3, 2014 | Hoffman's Mom | 20 | W 13-12 | 6 - 0 |
| August 3, 2014 | Drazba XXI | 16 | L 13-15 | 6 - 1 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 2 | Tweets |
