ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Awkward Turtles | 19 | L 3-11 | 0 - 1 |
| August 2, 2014 | Mrs. Fannypack | 19 | L 5-11 | 0 - 2 |
| August 2, 2014 | Boracay Dragons | 20 | L 5-11 | 0 - 3 |
| August 2, 2014 | Iron Sand Crab | 23 | W 11-7 | 1 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | MUB | 17 | W 11-10 | 2 - 3 |
| August 3, 2014 | Minnesota Sex Police | 18 | 0-0 | 2 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| August 2, 2014 | 2014 Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 15 | Tweets |