ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| August 2, 2014 | Shark Face | 11 | W 11-10 | 1 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | Holy Mackerel | 12 | W 11-10 | 2 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | Minnesota Sex Police | 12 | W 11-4 | 3 - 0 |
| August 2, 2014 | Mario Party | 24 | L 3-11 | 3 - 1 |
| August 3, 2014 | The Sandy V's | 21 | W 11-9 | 4 - 1 |
| August 3, 2014 | Awkward Turtles | 23 | W 11-9 | 5 - 1 |
| August 3, 2014 | 24 | 0-0 | 5 - 1 |