ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Score | Record |
| March 9, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | L 5-11 | 0 - 1 |
| March 9, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 7-13 | 0 - 2 |
| March 16, 2014 | Green (HULA Spring '14) | W 8-7 | 1 - 2 |
| March 16, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | L 11-12 | 1 - 3 |
| March 23, 2014 | The Fantanas (Orange) | W 9-6 | 2 - 3 |
| March 23, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | W 11-9 | 3 - 3 |
| March 30, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 7-11 | 3 - 4 |
| March 30, 2014 | Green (HULA Spring '14) | W 10-5 | 4 - 4 |
| April 6, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | W 13-7 | 5 - 4 |
| April 6, 2014 | The Fantanas (Orange) | W 10-2 | 6 - 4 |
| April 13, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | W 10-9 | 7 - 4 |
| April 13, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | W 12-8 | 8 - 4 |
| April 20, 2014 | Green (HULA Spring '14) | W 13-8 | 9 - 4 |
| April 20, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | W 9-8 | 10 - 4 |
| April 27, 2014 | The Fantanas (Orange) | W 11-7 | 11 - 4 |
| April 27, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | W 13-6 | 12 - 4 |
| May 4, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | W 13-12 | 13 - 4 |
| May 4, 2014 | The Fantanas (Orange) | L 11-12 | 13 - 5 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| May 4, 2014 | Spring League Finals | 1 | 2 | Tweets |