ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Score | Record |
| March 9, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | L 6-13 | 0 - 1 |
| March 9, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | L 7-13 | 0 - 2 |
| March 16, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 8-9 | 0 - 3 |
| March 16, 2014 | Green (HULA Spring '14) | W 13-8 | 1 - 3 |
| March 23, 2014 | What Does the Fox Say? | L 6-9 | 1 - 4 |
| March 23, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | W 10-5 | 2 - 4 |
| March 30, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | L 7-13 | 2 - 5 |
| March 30, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 6-12 | 2 - 6 |
| April 6, 2014 | Green (HULA Spring '14) | W 11-9 | 3 - 6 |
| April 6, 2014 | What Does the Fox Say? | L 2-10 | 3 - 7 |
| April 13, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | L 7-8 | 3 - 8 |
| April 13, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | W 13-12 | 4 - 8 |
| April 20, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | L 9-11 | 4 - 9 |
| April 20, 2014 | Green (HULA Spring '14) | W 10-7 | 5 - 9 |
| April 27, 2014 | What Does the Fox Say? | L 7-11 | 5 - 10 |
| April 27, 2014 | Sneezy Pandas (Red) | L 8-9 | 5 - 11 |
| May 4, 2014 | Pink (HULA Spring '14) | W 11-8 | 6 - 11 |
| May 4, 2014 | Mostly Pornstars (White) | 0-0 | 6 - 11 |
| May 4, 2014 | What Does the Fox Say? | W 12-11 | 7 - 11 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| May 4, 2014 | Spring League Finals | 5 | 1 | Tweets |