ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| September 8, 2013 | Gratuitous Biddies | 5 | L 7-13 | 0 - 1 |
| September 8, 2013 | Mastodon | 4 | L 3-13 | 0 - 2 |
| September 8, 2013 | Rainbow Connection | 4 | L 8-13 | 0 - 3 |
| September 8, 2013 | 4 | W 13-0 | 1 - 3 | |
| September 8, 2013 | Bonobo Handshake | 4 | L 10-13 | 1 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| September 8, 2013 | Dick and Jane Fall 2013 | None | Tweets |
