ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Boomtown Pandas | 4 | L 10-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 4 | L 8-10 | 0 - 2 |
| July 13, 2013 | Never Nude | 1 | L 7-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Party Animals! | 8 | W 10-6 | 1 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Forbiddin' Love | 5 | L 12-13 | 1 - 4 |
| July 14, 2013 | Yacht Club | 6 | 0-0 | 1 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 25 | Tweets |
