ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Beach Belly | 11 | L 5-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Beachface | 12 | L 6-11 | 0 - 2 |
| July 13, 2013 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 12 | L 8-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Mrs. Fannypack | 13 | L 10-11 | 0 - 4 |
| July 14, 2013 | John Handblocks | 13 | L 2-11 | 0 - 5 |
| July 14, 2013 | 17 | 0-0 | 0 - 5 | |
| September 8, 2013 | Chopflicks | 3 | L 7-13 | 0 - 6 |
| September 8, 2013 | Hamm's Bear | 1 | 0-0 | 0 - 6 |
| September 8, 2013 | MoxieHouse | 3 | 0-0 | 0 - 6 |
| September 8, 2013 | One More Pitcher! | 1 | L 7-10 | 0 - 7 |
| September 8, 2013 | Boomcity Pandas | 1 | L 5-13 | 0 - 8 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| September 8, 2013 | Dick and Jane Fall 2013 | None | Tweets | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 28 | Tweets |
