ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Ultra Plasma Bears with Lightning | 10 | L 9-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 13, 2013 | Hoffman's Mom | 7 | L 6-11 | 0 - 2 |
| July 13, 2013 | Mr. Duffflebag | 7 | L 9-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Beachface | 17 | W 12-7 | 1 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | Minnesota Sex Police | 18 | W 11-8 | 2 - 3 |
| July 14, 2013 | 14 | L 11-13 | 2 - 4 |