ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 13, 2013 | Minnesota Sex Police | 14 | W 11-9 | 1 - 0 |
| July 13, 2013 | John Handblocks | 14 | W 11-6 | 2 - 0 |
| July 13, 2013 | Ultimate Gratuity | 14 | L 7-11 | 2 - 1 |
| July 14, 2013 | The Sandy V's | 24 | W 11-8 | 3 - 1 |
| July 14, 2013 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 24 | W 11-5 | 4 - 1 |
| July 14, 2013 | Mr. Duffflebag | 24 | 0-0 | 4 - 1 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 13, 2013 | 2013 Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 8 | Tweets |
