ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Score | Record |
| June 4, 2013 | DiscGrace | W 13-7 | 1 - 0 |
| June 6, 2013 | How I Met Your Hucker | W 13-9 | 2 - 0 |
| June 11, 2013 | Too Plastered to Cast | W 13-6 | 3 - 0 |
| June 13, 2013 | No Talent Ass Clowns | W 13-6 | 4 - 0 |
| June 18, 2013 | 8-Inch Floppy Disc | W 13-8 | 5 - 0 |
| June 20, 2013 | Crazy Alcohol Rainbow Pig | L 11-13 | 5 - 1 |
| June 25, 2013 | Earth Ninjas | W 13-4 | 6 - 1 |
| June 27, 2013 | Green Eg | 0-0 | 6 - 1 |
| July 2, 2013 | Sideline Daycare | L 10-13 | 6 - 2 |
| July 9, 2013 | BFFS | W 9-7 | 7 - 2 |
| July 11, 2013 | Shoop Da Whoop | L 6-13 | 7 - 3 |
| July 16, 2013 | Deep Throw It | W 12-10 | 8 - 3 |
| July 18, 2013 | Cheba Hut's 3 Girls... 1 Cup!!! | W 10-5 | 9 - 3 |
| July 23, 2013 | The Swiss Ticklers | L 2-13 | 9 - 4 |
| July 25, 2013 | Cunning Stunts | W 12-10 | 10 - 4 |
| July 30, 2013 | Old Ruffians | L 8-13 | 10 - 5 |
| August 1, 2013 | Siberian Khatru | L 4-13 | 10 - 6 |
| August 6, 2013 | Live Free TIE Hard | L 8-10 | 10 - 7 |
| August 8, 2013 | Green Eg | L 11-13 | 10 - 8 |
